Change the Deities of Fury

Started by Thomas_Not_very_wise, May 23, 2010, 05:13:45 AM

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Thomas_Not_very_wise

So that they are all female.

Only a woman can wield the Fury of Faerun, and ruthlessly hunt down anything in her way.

Dr Dragon

The Deities of Fury are mostly women.

Umberlee, Auril....The men are just Talos and Malar (I dont think Malar has a gender.)

Thomas_Not_very_wise

It's 2 and 2 here. We both know women embody the Fury of Faerun.

Hilltop

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

lovethesuit

Better yet, add another one based on PMS.

Drakill Tannan

I agree with thomas. All dietyies of fury and chaos should be female. Also, all jungle cats should be NE. Female cats should be CE.

TeaTimer

Need ore quotes from Richard Prenneke:

“This lake can really change it’s personality in a hurry. Like a woman, all smiles one minute and dancing a temper tantrum the next.”

Porkolt

This is rubbish. EFU needs a Zeus clone.

Winston Martin

Did your mom get mad at you for not cleaning your room?

Drakill Tannan

Winston, is a reality that women are the source of all chaos and suffering in this world. Just ask Freud.

Barehander

Forgotten Realms screwed up the mythology and symbolism of the sexes, anyhow. Male god of earth (and stability, immanence) and female goddess of air (dynamism, change), wtf? It is, however, "correct" that Talos as the god of the sky and heavenly fire is male.

Decimate_The_Weak

There is a god of PMS... Malar.
 
Make things bleed alot, but respect pregnant things. Uhm?

Drakill Tannan

All evil gods should be women

Yes, i am depressed and a woman is to blame.

TheMacPanther

Quote from: Drakill Tannan;183642Yes, i am depressed and a woman is to blame.

That gets a frowny face. :(

Jasede

My personal suggestion would be to change the deities of fury into the deities of furry. Just think of all the "RP" that'll enable!