Works of the Amazing Waldo Vickle

[Egon the Monkey]

Dear reader,
in choosing to read this book you have demonstrated impeccable good taste in literature. Within these pages will, over time, be the full collection of writings from the Amazing Waldo Vickle's time in the Shrouded Archipelago.

Enjoy these works of comedy, music, truth and puzzle, and may they brighten your day in this jungle.

-The Author

[Egon the Monkey]

The Northern Raider's Anthem

Down on this island, far from the snow,
Fell mages above, great evils below,

But we'll face ev'ry danger, and show it no fear,

 Then repair to our halls for a song and much beer!

(CHORUS)
So come down a glass,
Grab a plate o'roast boar,
Join in our chant,
Or get you a whore!
One more down the hatch
Thank the gods we're alive
And we'll boast and make merry,
'til the first morning light!

Cannibal Flayers,
And great roarin' beasts,
Know they'll be just a prelude
To our victory feast!
And when done standing tall,  lads,
On a mountain of orcs,
Well it's time to down blades, boys,
And pick up your forks!

(CHORUS)
Aye, we know, to stay sharp,
Every warrior needs,
Time away from his armour,
For meat, wenches an' mead!
So revel in these pleasures!
Have a gluttonous night!
For the sun it shall rise soon.
and come morning, we fight!

(CHORUS)