~I Got A Message!!!~

[Thilodius]

I have to say, ladies and gents, that I found myself utterly excited and a bit over-joyed (read: too much joy for the given situation) to see a message arrive in my email today reading, "You have a new private message from Escape from the Underdark!"  That warm tingly feeling came back, that nostalgic buzz tickled the pleasure centers of my brain, a feeling I had not experienced for many years.  Like a veteran receiving a letter from a long-lost comrade of wars past, I made haste to this beloved website and opened up my Inbox.  One new message!  Huzzah!  Click...click...anticipation builds...click, click...

"Dear, Champion_of_brandobaris;Sr.N;Thilodius;Pestilentic a;ilharessrae!There are viruses' activities from your computer! Highly recommend you to scan your computer for malicious and potentially unwanted software. If you do not follow this, I will have to make a complaint to your Internet Service Provider with attached log file (your IP address, etc.). If you want to find a report about your computer's security and solve every problem with it, please click here: http://www.total-scan.com/detected/C...lharessraeThis is an online service that you can use for free spyware removal. Use it to scan your computer to help protect, clean, and keep your computer running at its best. Use the free scan to check for and remove viruses, spyware, and other potentially malicious software and to find vulnerabilities or shortcomings in your Internet security.Thank you. Yours truly, Cliff Edwards."

Cliff Edwards.  Ye of false tidings, my old arch nemesis.  Why, Cliff, why?  And for that matter, what the hell is wrong with me that lifetimes after retiring my last EfU character I'm still this giddy over the thought of rekindled connections with my friends of old?

As such I hope this silly little posting will at least garner the attention of one or two old friends, and if it does, I'd love to reconnect.  In the most adult and rational way possible.  Eh, screw it, do your worst.

Yours truly and, it seems, for all eternity,
Thilodius

[Relinquish]

Sounds like you better get your computer checked out for viruses sir.

[Winston Martin]

Seeker Mace pumps iron in his room with his shirt off.

[Snoteye]

No elaborate animation to express your disappointment? :(

[Howlando]

CLIFF EDWARDS. That is a funny name. It sounds a bit porn star'ish.

Thilodius, Cliff wants you to come back and play EFU:A. Don't disappoint Cliff.

[feedurhed]

Cliff Headwards.

[Goldfishpie]

I got the same message :o

[Meldread]

So did I. Cliff also requested a receipt to ensure that I got his -IMPORTANT- message.  I clicked cancel on that, and then deleted his message.  I didn't even finish reading it.

I make Cliff cry.

Also, Thilodius.  Come back.  You know you want too.  I still haven't forgotten the time that Mace Griffon requested a half dozen or so Potions of Accuracy to steady his hand in combat.  If only I had left a note at the Rock Bottom, you'd still be here... If only... :(

[Sandstorm]

I hate you Thilodius. You walked in and did nothing. You just watched. You. Just. Watched.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

roflmao.

[RIPnogarD]

Been there, deleted that... What's this world coming to ffs? :-?


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[Porkolt]

This was lol.

[Luke Danger]

Got this too. Deleted.

[Drakill Tannan]

I bet we ALL got this message, and thouse who didn't, will, soon.

[Dreadfang]

I got it to? A scam I might think