Things that will never be said IC...

[Elytherin Dragonius]

Basically had this idea while lol'ing with Ace-of-Spades in Tells while playing...

made this for the lulz, basically anything you can think of that a member of a faction, or a well known character/NPC would never say but would be helarious if it was done none the less...

starting with:

[sent over the sending system]

"Hey, Nightriser here, just saw a tribal with a lightning covered hammer strolling around in the sewers for no reason and thought you guys might want to get him before we do. P.S we love what your doing with the temples district, However we have noticed there isnt enough soul essence flowing our way so please make your tax deductable donations to a registered Riser donation agent, one will shortly be mobile in the sewers. And remember, Risers Rule! Thank you for your continued support, it is you guys that have brought us this far."

[AceOfSpadesX]

LOL I remember this. I do think risers should be a bit more amiable :P

[eliff]

Worg: Sup gais ima worg



Vrazdn: Ffs stupid prebuff gankers stole my loots

[Luke Danger]

Stygian Armada, Infantryman: "Ya'know bob, I'm really glad we're effin' imortal... having to fight an army of orcs with just you at my side when those lazy power questers leave us to rot? Ca'mon!"

[Gnome on the Strange]

"Gee, it's a horde of nightrisers. How's about I TAKE COVER before they KILL ME?"

Hello? Will the owner of the GREY SPOTTED horse outside the Temple of Chauntea please move it, you are parked in a handicapped space. We now return you to your regularly scheduled questspam and bragging.

Your mom.

New plan to deal with the Risers. We take off and Hellball the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

I'm afraid of the dark.

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Stygian Infantryman: "How about we go all Braveheart on their asses? You know, we get all the men to charge the Nightrisers naked. They wont know what the hell is going on."

Wild Orc, Warrior: No, seriously, I don't want to kill you, I was just walking home.

[Elytherin Dragonius]

XD lol i love it, keep em comming!

Stargazer: Is not fair... Is cheating when I say "not feel that way, not put that in mouth" you not supposed to Charge orc 2 camp on own just so i has to eat you after all...

New Arrival making a sending: Hey all... So im new here, but i heard there is a cave nearby filled with trogs, meet me out the front of the kingsman if you want to join me in slaying them and stealing their shyte.

Trog King: You know what... fuck this im goin back to the underdark...

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Player: "You know, Thomas is a nice guy, but the way he handles some people...makes you wonder yea know? Maybe he's some demon in disguise."

Said player has gone missing for two months.

Please note the edited by Talir guyz.

[Semli]

Spellguard Agent makes a sending: "Haha, Spellguard in da' House! Holla' back surface fags!"

Disciple of Shagrass: "You know, I got the nastiest rash all bent over in those weeds for like 5 hours, but the look on your face when I rammed this spear through your ass... priceless!"

Player making a sending: "The Great Fruit War has begun!" Nightriser Below: "They slaughter each other for food! Our victory is at hand!"

[DoomBringer101]

Loyality Militia Guard: "After standing here, and standing here, I just wish somebody would give me a break just so I can go wipe my ass... damn."

[Listen in Silence]

[Groshg the Wild Orc Warrior checks his gear, nodding to his fellows of Strike Force 21578, as he falls in line behind Strike force 21577. Soon, the time is come, after months of practice. He watches as Strike Force 21577 are chopped to pieces by silent, occasionally epic humans who run about with amazing magic. The horde counts on him now. He won't let it down.]

[IxTheSpeedy]

"Stygian A to Stygian B, blue is really your color, it complements your eyes."

[Random_White_Guy]

Senior Animator Dhimani: At the end of the day, I would say my greatest strength is that I'm a people person

[Kotenku]

Adelia Tyrell: "Now... where did I put my hat?"

[Paha]

Spectre: I'm alive!