Barbarian's First Picture Book, by Siarry Brisen

[Gnome on the Strange]

//This book is written in large, friendly letters, on chew-proof leather sheets. The cover has some sparkly glass gems on it

Barbarian's First Picture Book
A guide for your illiterate, savage buddy who needs to use his fingers to count up to four.

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A
A is for Axes



"Tharsk the Stupid likes killing things with his axes"

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B
B is for Beer



"BEEER! BEEEER! BEEEER! BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!
BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!BEEEER!"
(Trad. Dwarven drinking song)

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C
C is for Cutlass

"Arrrrrr!"