What's the stupidest thing you've done as a newbie to EfU/EfU:A?

[Paha]

Well. How would I say it.

Charging into vampires tomb, ignoring superiors orders as a watchman.

Not once, but around.. half dozen times. Fools luck, that's what they call it, I think.

[Universal Predator]

Thought good gear was better than consumables. Lost first mildly-powerful character because of that, in  a duel to death. unprepared of course.
Some other really stupid things that caused a few bans that are not worth mentioning...

[VonVonnen]

I started playing EFU.

[Tankerman]

Went invis, and tried to sneak past a lizardfolk assassin. Didn't realize, however, how the Invisibility rules on the server worked, and threw a total tard-tantrum when I got ganked. Really silly.

[OrchardOfMines]

I didn't reset my spawn point to Pissing Crone or Chudax's camp after starting in the UD as a kobold.  Was pretty surprised and, shortly, pretty dead when I logged back in after a reset.

[Winston Martin]

castrated a denethen pc for meldread

[Halfbrood]

castrated a denethen pc for meldread

LOL.
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I once stole some drow's things as HECTOR STEELBLADE, then ended up getting threatened by some halfing scum so I made a sad face and gave it all back. Later on that day, I logged off out of embarrassment after being killed by UMBER HULKS.

[Oskar Maxon]

I logged in my first character, an elven archer, couldn't afford a bow directly and figured I'd not waste my precious gold on anything else before I can afford it. I find another pc who has something as amazing as a cloak and matching outfit, which means he must be rich, awesome and all that. He asked me to join him on Hobgoblin Brewery, and suffice to say, we both died to the first spawn there. The character lasted a total of 45 minutes.

Since then, I've proceeded to make non-combat, sly, plotting halfling rogues with 8 wis, 19 dex and weapon finesse, a chaotic neutral hoarran for the harbingers, using a katana and taking finesse as well as not being able to use faction uniform due to prereqs.

I'm torn between voting Ferius "Recommended Button" Worn or FRICKEN GLITCHEN for stupidest thing so far mentioned in this thread, though.

[Mannykins]

Called a crime committed by a Duergar a "grey issue".

[DangerousDan]

I prefer Ferius "Escaped Statue" Worn, fyi.

[Drakill Tannan]

I metagamed.

[derfo]

joined halfbrood's faction like 3 times

[Calculor]

I got really drunk and emoted violating a pig, while using a British accent.

[The Crimson Magician]

I took someone's purp crystal and got threatened to be unmercifully cybered, be it willfully, or by force.

[Cerberus]

I talk...
I think I have rectal cranial inversion or something, shit just spews out my mouth even when I know I should shut it.