What's the stupidest thing you've done as a newbie to EfU/EfU:A?

[Lulzebub]

We need to lighten up a bit, so here's a potentially fun thread. Post the stupidest things you yourself have done as a newbie to EfU or EfU:A. I'll get it started.

One of my very first characters here went around emoting that he'd painted up his shield to look like a beholder's eye. I just thought I was sporting some really awesome Underdark-themed war paint. I didn't understand why everyone was being such a jerk to me until I got busted for being a thrall, and someone finally explained to me that making yourself up to look like a beholder isn't stylish in Sanctuary.

[Luke Danger]

Accidently tried using my FR knowledge that's not of the right time/known as a arguement, which was discarded, fortunetly, as a misunderstanding OOCly.

[Halfbrood]

Got involved with DangerousDan.

[Lulzebub]

Oh, I remembered another one. I had a Lathanderite cleric who kept getting his DM loot taken by others. After this happened about three times, Howland gets frustrated and made a special @area just for me to stumble upon and loot.

Thinking that I'm supposed to always "include others," I run back to Sanctuary, gather up about 10 PCs and go raid the hole. Needless to say, I got none of the nice loot inside, pretty much all of which was obviously only useful to a Lathanderite cleric. I think Howland finally just walked an NPC up to me and gave me some loot, or one of the other looters felt sorry for me and gave me the armor, I can't remember which. But whatever the case, if someone hadn't put that plate mail in my hands directly, I would have never even seen it.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

FRICKEN GLITCHEN

[Listen in Silence]

Got into an argument during quiet hours with an NPC mercenary without scripted conversation, threatening to kill him. Attacked him without notifying the DM's or even understanding that should be done, and then fled through the entirety of lower with a vengeful gang member on my tail.

[DangerousDan]

Press the recommend button. Repeatedly.

[core]

Got involved with Halfbrood.

[putrid_plum]

blitzed the puzzle trap on the way :P :P

[The Crimson Magician]

I cast combust on a shelgarn's persistent blade I summoned.

[Gwydion]

Was playing a L8 dwarf cleric with high wisdom - who followed an illithid through a portal to the throne room in Ysinode.

[TheMacPanther]

Decided to test out the underwater areas of lower in my new platemail...then also decided that "those two sharks look like wimps" bye bye Ilmatari cleric with time on his hands.

[Gippy]

I decided I'd wrestle cave bears without bothering to heal between fights and I was rewarded with a 45 damage crit through invisibility.

[Damien]

So like I made a sending after I was being hunted by a uber powerful undead with a scythe and so was looking for blur. I quickly went to get my lasgana and came back to find I was beat down by a Bone golem and then I managed to get up and move back a bit and some NPC sharb was pwning it so I was like w/e I don't need to buff and heal so all I did was down a blur potion and attacked it and got beat down with 10+ haste potions and 30 cure crit potions and died.

fucking veterans >_> <_<

[Skrillix]

Stumbling into the Lower sewers, encounter Zau in the middle of fighting some Spellguard associates, and then being chased around the sewers by him until I finally managed to find my way back to the lift back up. And then writing a letter of complaint to the Spellguard about the whole affair. <_<