lol at meldread.

[Damien]

Man this is sad, this is like the pinnacle of lame internet humor and I believe I must now cut myself in order to stem the tide of lameness.

moar tits imo less txt

[SanTelmo]

Check your PMs Damien. Finally got me boobs pix <3

[RevengeIsADish]

tits or gtfo

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

The DajollyMole

Deity: The Jolly Mole
Titles:The Jolly One, the source of ridiculous laughs.
Symbol: A laughing Mole.
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Portfolio:Laughter, giggles, ridiculous stunts, hilarity. Alcohol. Wild Parties.
Worshipers: Clowns, Moles, those who find amusement in all things.
Weapon of Choice: Laughing Gas.

History/Relationships: The Nemesis of none and ally to none, the JollyMole is universally acknowledged as the lord of laughter and no one wishes to contest his place in the multiverse in such. His words are constantly mocked and he just giggles them away with good humor so no one really dislikes him. He is considered an irrelevant deity, but one to hang out with when feeling down (He gives free beer).

Dogma: Seek to spread laughter and liquor wherever you go, no place should go without at least a gallon of whiskey or bourbon. Laugh off the fat jokes that come your way and be jolly in all things. Spread the Teachings of the DajollyMole and see to it that everyone laughs at something as you pass by.

[Halfbrood]

Fools on parade
Cavort and carry on
See waiting eyes
That you'd rather be beside than infront of
But she’s never been the kind to be hollowed by the stares.

She swam out of tonight’s phantasm
Grabbed my hand and made it very clear
There's absolutely nothing for us here
It's a magnolia celebration to be attempted on a Wednesday night
It's better than to get a reputation for miserable little tyke
At least that’s the conclusion you came to in this overture

The secret door swings behind us
She’s saying nothing
She’s just giggling along.

Her arms were folded most indignant
Not looking like she was soon to leave
I had to squint in order to believe
And then like a pull and push in on a bookshelf
I'm unveiling the unexpected
How he was ever gonna look to her
Should've been embarrassed and corrected
How could such a creature survive in such a habitat.

The secret door swings behind us
She's saying nothing
She's just giggling along
And even if they were to find us
I wouldn't notice, I'm completely occupied
At all the...

Fools on parade
Cavort and carry on
See waiting eyes
That you would rather be beside than in front of
But she’s never been the kind to be hollowed by the stares.

Fools on parade
Frolic and fuck about to make her gaze
Turn to a scribble on a page by a picture
That holds her options
But you’re daft to think she'd care.

[Meldread]

wtf?

I can't determine if it's a joke or a vendetta, so i guess if it's a joke it's not that funny. If it's a vendetta it shouldn't be here.

It's not a joke.  As I said, I am happy to meet his speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.

Also, Thomas is behind the global increase in cannibalism.  Especially among mothers who devour their young.

[RevengeIsADish]

This is serious business.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Damn straight.

[AfroMullet]

explosive diarrhea sucks

[UnholyWon]

Thomas do me! XD

[AfroMullet]

explosive diarrhea goes booooooooooom

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Please lock thread.

[TheImpossibleDream]

Die please

[AfroMullet]

No you