If you were a monster in EFU, what monster would you be?

[Caddies]

DangerousDan: Tolni Twinklebound

[Sternhund]

I'd either be a Spellguard Agent or a swarm of flies.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

TNVW: Human, Jergalite cleric or a Waukeenar.

[Cruzel]

Greater Svirfneblin - Rebuilt.

[ArizonaBlueEyes]

DangerousDan - Grizzled Seeker, {Bearded}
derflaro - Duergar Traveller
Johannes - Agent Poofy-hat
Krunto - Ogre Bandit

[petey512]

UnholyWon would like to be a shadow lord.

[petey512]

And Calwyn Steel would totally be an NPC I'd like to play as.

[Jasede]

Witless - Aboleth
Young Boule - Troglodyte thrall of that aboleth
deathxxoo - a different Troglodyte
Howland - Astral Dreadnought or any level 30+ Wizard Illithid
wcsherry - A fairy. Any kind of fairy
Reality Devoid - Troll (Berserker)
Drunk&Disorderly - Otyugh
Dan - Beholder philosopher, mute
RwG - Modron
plum - Deva (fallen)
thomas & Dr.Dragon: kobold & goblin duo
core - Troll (normal kind)
SARF - female Troll, mutated
Illuminaughty - Parrot from the parallel dimension, on any illegal drug

[Luke Danger]

I'd probably be a Paladin, does EfU have any NPC paladins besides the old SOTOM guy?

[BrittanyPanthas]

If any NPC, then Observer Thervion.

If any Monster, then Drow Deathsinger(With the customary Sips of the Void and Potions of Heal from spice.) or the Drider Matron from Sherry's often neglected but fantastic Drider quest.

[SnottySnitch]

TNVW - Half-drow kobold rogue/fighter/wizard/cleric
Luke Danger - lvl 9 Aasimar Commoner
DrDragon - Rothe Red Dragon Disciple
Garem - Bespectacled illithid rogue

[Daemonic Daz]

Canzah:- Cyrus Doors

[The Crimson Magician]

Daemonic Daz: Pixie
TNVW: Hateful Urdlen Gnome
LTS: Duergar Crossbow Specialist

[9lives]

The Good Doctor - Gaeseric, The Unyielding.

[dragonfire9000]

Petey512 - Kobold - Always thinking something up...
Cruzel - Vampire Lord - Scheming and evil... ;)
Wcsherry - Goblin King - See The Labyrinth for details ;)

Me... - Faerie - All OVER the place!