Ichabod Sykes

[Deepdrake]

Ichabod Sykes has kicked the bucket after his brief return. Which is OK by me as playing an SG agent requires a great deal of time to be done properly (which I do not have these days.)

His bio:

Ichabod Sykes was a devout follower of Mask hailing from the lands of Dambrath, a land ruled by females and drow. There he served as a soldier of fortune roaming the Swagdar with his company of rough and tumble mercenaries and turning the various tribes and criminal bands against eachother to keep them from trickling over the border. He attempted to do the same with the various enemies of Sanctuary. If he was successful in this IG, one can only conjecture and I'll say no more for fear of execution by the Spellguard. I do not have any screenshots (though there are some scattered around the forums of him in action) so I will post this excellently formatted dialogue from Valo of one of his first days in the Spellguard:

: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : It is with greatest  hunger and greatest regrets, that I sing to you now on Abala`s Tits. So  Tiny and Small, never to droop or to fall, for they are miniscule, at  best. - ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now few men spy, with  their own eye, the curve of those tiny bug bites, Not even in the baths,  shallow or clear, can they be seen in the depths.  ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : And those who have  seen it, can scarcely believe it, there are few things that can compare.  Like ants, or gnats, or teenie tiny sacks, this short list is bigger  than her little rack. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now you remember  before of my first little score, on how I speak with greatest hunger and  regret- and that is because I am abuzz and appaled to find that I want  to squeeze that tiny bitch`s tit. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : One can`t quite  explain it, and can barely contain it, it`s enough to make on pitch a  fit. We have the good looks, we have the fine grit, to make any woman to  swoon and to drip. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : But that doesn`t matter to the little whore Abala, the tiny-breasted frump. She wants only one thing twixt her nethers, and that is Tyr`s bloody stump!  ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : *panting*  Wow. I actually felt nervous about that one, folks! Oh, special thanks  to Acacia for the inspiration... and Abala`s freakishly tiny breasts, of  course. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Oh dear, this -is-  emberassing. The force field shut behind me. Guess I`m stuck here. Um.  Lots and lots of gold to anyone who can get me out! Unless you`re an  auxillary or watcher. If you`re either of those, screw you guys! ]:
:: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Seriously. Um. Lots of  scrap. And gold. Probably. I actually don`t have that much gold, but  I`m sure there`s lots of things here that can help you. I could also  tell you secrets. And stuff. And any scrappers hearin this oughta be  ashamed. You lot know where I am. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : I guess while I have  the time I could sing, if you lot really want to. It`s sorta poetic  really. You all have been a captive audience and this here is ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Well there`s a joke here, somewhere. ]::
: ::[ City Sending by Sigfried Iglacious : By all the gods. Please no. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : [Death] I was killed  by Ichabod Sykes in  Dunwarren - Travelling. (NOT PVP?) ]::
: ::[  DM Shout : The final sending heard was the death rattle of Perigo  Pipes... and the faint sound of burning flesh. Nothing further. ]::

Shoutouts to Abala, Robal, Narvis and all the others that I played with. Good times and I'll catch you on the next one.

- Drake

[manyscruples]

That has to be one of the greatest moments in EFUhistory.  Good job.

[the gardener]

Loved being given tasks on my auxiliary specialist from Sykes. Fantastic Agent. Excellent RP.

[Nuclear Catastrophe]

Best Agent of the new world order.

[MaimedGod]

He was awesome!

[Dangotgam]

Sykes and Robal were my two favorite agents for very different reasons.  Awesome, awesome, awesome.