Letter Sent to Clementine Hill

[thegn]

[A sumptuous envelope carried by an orange-bandana clad refugee finds itself in the halls of the Balladeers. When opened, an explosive cloud of gaudy perfumes assaults the reader's nostrils. It is addressed to Clementine Hill.]

Adar 20th, IY 7787

Herald Clementine Hill,

We have spoken about a possible employment contract as a personal herald, but I daresay your excellent journalism work makes me want to hire you as a reporter of the al-Hamdan Herald as well.

What do you say to a weekly salary of 250 dinar, with a chance for promotion & weekly bonuses on the terms that you work for both the paper and as my herald on retainer? That's almost double what you asked for. Confirm and I will send over a contract for you to sign.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, News Mogul, Tourism Magnate, Purple League Patriot, Vizier of Ephia's Well,
   The Most Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan