Letter sent to Chairmote Martin von Boiren [DM]

[thegn]

[An immaculate letter fashioned with the finest parchment, scented with decadent perfumes, and written with magnificent calligraphy.]

Subat 2nd, IY 7787

Dear Chairmote Martin von Boiren,

I have long been a silent supporter of your valiant and noble cause ever since my esteemed personage has arrived in your lovely city, as I too have been a victim of the idle Gnome's "pranks", and think their excess energy ought to be spent in their own district rather than in view of civilized society.

It is a pity and a shame that the Gnomish race does not, in any part of the Great Desert, have a proper home for them to frolic about peacefully and dig for ample truffles to stuff their gobs with, and leave the rest of us in peace.

I intend to fully dip my toes-and-soles into the realm of politics in the coming weeks and plan out a path for my candidacy (perhaps in a League other than the Gold, perhaps in the Gold), so I would more than like to hear your plans, and if possible, arrange for a meeting in Elossi's so we can discuss the intricacies of the Gnomish problem over some of the finest mizzar and the dustiest vintages from the Jodfrey a'Valar's cellar.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair,
   the Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan