To the Chief Editor of the HAMMER

[Phoebe]

Hello, Butters

I didn't say anything about my amazement at the Reculta Baron of Crime's "sudden reform". Do not misrepresent the words of the Well for the sake of a 'beautiful story of redemption' when he nearly left you to die.

Lucrecia Allaire

[She's dotted the i's in her name with hearts.]