To the Candidates

Started by Random_White_Guy, May 30, 2023, 04:13:46 AM

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Random_White_Guy

An extremely exhausted scribe is seen descending from the Esctatic Terrace upon the Celestial Barge. It lazily waddles into Eagle's Mount to leave one letter for Apothar Azimi, before visiting the Temple of Gellema and Purple League headquarters to leave word for Zaniah and Mari Blacke

QuoteCandidates,

Congratulations on surviving a most tumultuous Primary. Though Sol Auk may not be the first to offer congratulations.

Considerations as you begin to craft your journey up the steps of the Palatial Pyramid over these next many days.

You are all bright young humans, ambitious, these businesses of Politics have been drank deep. You shall be meeting with Voting Voiced, you shall be meeting with such dynamic peoples - Ashfolk and more you have never met will enter into your life with an entirely new perspective.

Please to allow Sol Auk to impart upon you some simple truths of the world.

  • When you arrive to Ephia's Well you are a Refugee, you have nothing, and you take no shortage of camel dung.
  • You get out into the Desert, Into the Leagues, into the streets, you take more camel dung.
  • You are raised to Voice, and you take less camel dung.
  • Property, Title, Following, Allies, Friends, Faithful customer, Reputation, and you take even less camel dung.
  • Until one day you find yourself suspended by Geomancy, floating upon the Ecstatic Terrace, smoking a Mizzar Cigar while the Magistrates you have assigned head below to dispense justice and you forget what camel dung even smells like.
    For Sol Auk it was the trade of Narcotics. For each of you your own endeavors it varies but there is a singular kernel- Respect.

    So long as you show such to Sol Auk, upon your rise to Legate, shall your Agenda be able to find its way forward.

    Enclosed you shall find catalog of options you may request of Sol Auk to aid you in your pursuit of Election.

    Upon your election you shall be offered comparable Catalog.

    Welcome to the Ephian Pyramid, humans.

    Stonefolk do not take sides.

    Dictated but not read from the Quietude of the Ecstatic Terrace,
    LEGATE SOL AUK

    [Hide=Catalog]
  • A Speech upon your behalf - 1500 Dinar, limit one per candidate.
  • Sol Auk's Vote as Voiced, publicly announced.- 2,000 Dinar or highest offer from rival. 4,000 dinar to not inform the others so they cannot outbid you.
  • An Event hosted upon your behalf - 5,000 dinar.
  • A League Rally hosted and planned at your League Office to motivate your voting base - 10,000 Dinar.
  • An event hosted upon your behalf with yourself and four potential Voiced Voters you seek to sway upon the Ecstatic Terrace - 15,000 dinar (3,000 dinar per Traveler)
  • A private strategy session upon your behalf with Legate Sol Auk upon the Ecstatic Terrace - 17,000 dinar.[/hide]
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Dear Legate,

I have few dinars, so I'm uncertain that I could pay for any of these options.

However, the speech appeals, so I will seek you out if I acquire 1500 dinars.

Regards,
Estellise Azimi, White League Candidate

Random_White_Guy

Rakim himself, fabled exotic fan-dancer, presents a small missive before making way for his next performance

QuoteCandidate Azimi,

The White League has ever been known for giving its charity to the needy.

So very much, so very needy. Do see such funds secured, perhaps hold a food drive, or something at Hasheema's to secure funds for the needy.

And oh, how very parched a speech makes Sol Auk. So much Water must be purchased.

It makes him very needy.

Dictated but not read, for political understanding
LEGATE SOL AUK
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