Arc - Alex Miller - Most Shameful Death in EfU History

[Arc]

So.

Erm.

I have a disorder where I do stupid things. I call it stupiditis.

Let me tell you a story, children, of the victims of stupiditis.

---- [INDENT]Once upon a time, there was a PC named Alex Miller.
He was a PC, just like you. With plots, a faction, plans, amazing caster DM loot. He had a player who loved him very much, who logged in every day to play with him.

Then one day a big bad DM came along. He laughed, and rubbed his hands. He set down a barrel.

Now, Alex had a problem. He glowed quite a shade of Green, you see. And people made fun of poor Alex for this.

So when Alex found this barrel, on a DM quest, he got quite excited.

"Perhaps I can be Orange instead of Green!" He thought. "People wont bully me then!" He thought.[/INDENT]  [INDENT]



You see, sometimes, a person will read one word as another. In this case, the word "Die" might appear to say "Dye".

And now Alex is cured of his Greenness. Forever.

RIP[/INDENT]
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Alex was a PC I rolled to get back into EFU after a long break. Explore, get tied up in events, discover. And boy I did. I got tied up in RwG's amazing House Blackoak, joined the Exiles, and went on more DM quests then I could shake a stick at. I did long experiments, mostly on unwilling people, and nearly got executed several times. Thanks to everyone I played with, Especially RwG and Fitzwilliam, who both did a huge deal to make this PC awesome, and Caster, who ran a absolutely amazing DM quest for us, sending all of us under equipped into a death trap, and letting us gile our way out.

Here's my amazing loot, which I only got to use for 3 days before stupidity claimed me:
https://imgur.com/a/9ksrV

[Sem]

Never got to FD you, RIP

[Random_White_Guy]

Your PC basically single handed changed the trajectory of my PC and built House Blackoak. When we were two of the 3 PCs logged on late at night you my-fair-ladying a stinky beggar you met outside the House of Governance who was covered in flies is what made it amazing, not me!

[zDark Shadowz]

These kinds of deaths, tributing oneself to a DM device should give you bonuses for special apps...

[RagingPurpleGiant]

This is amazing

[Pentaxius]

A+

Bonus points for sharing :)

[Wench]

You are a goon, but we love you anyways <3