Empowering the Badger

[el groso]

Badgers are so last season! Now the fearsome beasts are the

YMPHIAN RACCOONS!

[Pool]

Talir has answered our prayers. Praise Badger-King.

Holy shit rolling 20s a piece and being covered in badgers/raccoons was the worst.

[Disco]

Any badger themed druid song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiBn55tA8Cs

[el groso]

Well, I'm gonna brag about the amazing DM loot I got out of this amazing and brutal event. The left ear of my character eaten payed off. (yes, Badgers do like the taste of human ears).
BEHOLD
SPOILER ALERT

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Special thanks to Thomas, for reminding us how fierce badgers can be, the supporters of the idea, and Talir for teaching us all a lesson:

"Not all creatures in Ymph should be able to kill you, there are many that can do this already. Just because some mob spawns don't pose a threat, it does not mean the creature is not dangerous, or should be disregarded."

(well, that's what I learned today...)

[Valo56]

THE RAGE OF YMPH!

http://newcdn.lfgcomic.com/uploads/comics/09b9f4da4239b4925d556df2e22b9e71db56717d.gif

[Nuclear Catastrophe]

Not gonna lie, this suggestion both has mechanical merit, and also tickled me hugely.

I have also decided that I never, ever, ever, ever, EVER want to have to battle a honey badger in real life.  They apparently go for the family jewels first, with their razor-sharp claws and teeth :(

Also, there is a youtube video of one fighting four lionesses at once.  Fight ends as a f&$^^$%g DRAW.

[Adhesive]

Honey badgers are the epitome of Giving Zero Fucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPKlryXwmXk

[Johnston]

Honey badgers are the epitome of Giving Zero Fucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPKlryXwmXk

What if the honey badger was a skeleton?

[Gotham]

BUFF THE SQUIRREL.