So, You Wanna Serve a Dragon eh?

[Keeper of the White Wyrm]

You must be a bard who runs around in loin cloth and makes up sick mythologies about how the world will end.

My PC IS NOT DEAD, but....he almost was, and I suspect soon he will be, so here goes.


I want to thank Haromaro, VP, BoM, Mort, NuclearCATASTROPHE, Capricious and more for the wonderful time I have had with this PC. I have won efu.

Also, this is a song by Abigail. A worthier bard has not graced efu, and a more entertaining one at that. My hat goes off to you.

My Frozen Beau

 

(The following ballad must be performed by a minstrel wearing a fabulous (and tiny) little pink and lime green outfit.)

   

We wander peaks, covered in ice and snow,

 

Hand in claw, high through the passes we go.

 

A love like this most never live to know,

 

I cherish every moment with my beau.

   

On his wings we fly into frozen air,

 

Tiny men below scramble, quite a scare.

 

The brave who turn to fight him best beware,

 

Flesh on the menu of this love affair.

   

His cold, wicked breath chills me to the bone,

 

Scales of purest white match his icy throne.

 

I hate the days away hunting he’s flown,

 

Leaving my cold, blistered heart all alone.

   

I’ll wait for him, strike an alluring pose,

 

Hear his return before the coming snows.

 

He catches a glimpse and desire grows,

 

And on he’ll ride until his blizzard blows.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

[Keeper of the White Wyrm]

lol, wtf happened to my thread

[Keeper of the White Wyrm]

This thread has been dm edited!

[TakenByVisions]

Skin that whelp and make armor from it's scales while you can!

[Valo56]

*hand on hip* -Fabulous- PC.

:P

Seriously though, good stuff so far.

[Luke Danger]

Shoulda called this "How to Serve your Dragon" :p

[Divine Intervention]

Is he dead?

[Keeper of the White Wyrm]

AND DEAD

PvP is a harsh mistress, but I got to say, his end was a blast. Squirming on the ground in terror before he was finally gutted and eventually devoured by spoiler, his blood to be used as ice cubes.

Anyways, here is his loot!

















And that is all folks. This chapter of my career on EFU is over.

Now, 18 charisma sunite wizard transmutor with the goal of becoming the most handsome male specimen in all of faerun, gooooooooooo

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[Kinslayer988]

Well done saer, well done.
Absolutely FABULOUS!

[Germain]

At first glance, Thomas, I can whole heartedly say... you talk in TELLS far too much.

[Coldburn]

Our only encounter was an enjoyable one.

[Canzah]

Great run bro.

[Caster13]

Damn, I was looking forward to getting to know Hagar.

On the other hand, Sunite, yeaaaaaaaaah!

[Winston Martin]

That dragon seems like a funny little guy.

[BrittanyPanthas]

You missed the screenshot of him wallowing in his hoard, taking a money bath Scrooge McDuck style. :(