The EFU Gamer List

[Equinox]

30. No matter how much you want that shield potion. It's is a not a viable FD excuse.

31. Never shall it be allowed for caddies to be ruler of ymph

[UnholyWon]

32. Goosing a sleeping Dragon is both unwise and extremely dangerous, and very hilarious.

33. Halflings make great clubs.

34. A Half-orc never got thru anything without using his head.

35. Feces is the great equalizer.

[eliff]

36. No one is allowed to greet new arrivals with "you're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy"
37. When someone says fireball you get clear not ask where.

[Ranek]

As much as you want to make a true Uthgardt Barbarian, truly adept of the old ways, you won't succeed. Not without magic.

[Luke Danger]

38) Howland is never SPARTA'd. Leodias would throw himself off the cliff before he got the chance to SPARTA Howl.

39) You want a cool faction hideout? Work for it. Don't steal others hard work.

[johanmaxon]

40) Do not make a Tempuran warrior planning to take said Keep without expecting getting a pun from Luke Danger.

[Halfbrood]

41) A rejected application is not grounds for genocide.

[Listen in Silence]

42) Remember: Goblins are evil. Unless they're civilized. Although, civilized goblins are also evil. They're not for killing though. But do remember always to kill goblins. Always. Unless they're not evil.

[Drakill Tannan]

43) 20 inteligence doesn't grant telekinesis

44) Spell school: Divination is not an excuse for metagaming.

45) Sarcasm is not as skill. Sarcasm doesn't add to the taun check.

[Luke Danger]

46) Paladins do not mean "No Common Sense".... they just choose to ignore it... at wrong times, most often.

47) RP and Mechanics must be used in unison and balance. Fail the former, and the latter will only get you so much. Fail the latter, and you'll get ripped apart, but still be remembered fondly. Master both... and you're good to go.

48 ) Gnomes have yet to develop Power Armor.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

49) Elves suck.