IRL nwn stats

[The Crimson Magician]

..you all use the power of the ~

[Kotenku]

12 STR <-- Can't bench more than about 120.
14 DEX <-- How many people do you know that can get their feet behind their neck?
11 CON <-- Sick maybe once a year, but don't take very good care of myself.
14 INT <-- Test well, know lots of useless shit
12 WIS <-- Perceptive, but lacking in common sense sometimes. I'll fuck up menial labor stuff, but fix a computer's software issue in 15 minutes.
8 CHA <-- It's not an issue of looking unattractive, as just that I am Socially retarded.

[Oskar Maxon]

thomas_not_very_wise, imo

[Caddies]

14 DEX <-- How many people do you know that can get their feet behind their neck?

All the girls who do gymnastics.

What were you practicing for?

[Underbard]

I must be getting old.  I didn't know they called THAT gymnastics now.

[derfo]

i actually wasnt aware putting your feet behind your neck was a special talent

[Anonymous Bosch]

i actually wasnt aware putting your feet behind your neck was a special talent

Special and highly desirable.

[derfo]

well i'm not a woman

[AfroMullet]

well i'm not a woman

But Core is.

[AfroMullet]

I can't wait until you 'quit' again for the umpteenth time.

I will if you go on a date with me. I'm a cool guy. See? ---->:cool:

[Dash]

Shit just got hot.

[derfo]

hey gang here's my new stat list with stuff

19 str <-- i'm as strong as my hero cold kenson
31 dex <-- i'm half asian also i can spin around really fast
25 con <-- one time my friend got slammed in the rib cage with a metal baseball bat by his dad and started vomiting blood
26 wis <-- no brainer
24 int <-- i guess i'm no super genius like everyone else here but since you're automatically smarter than everyone else by playing d&d
22 cha <-- my cousin was pretty hot so i guess i have some of that maybe

[Sinister Seneschal]

Around 8 inches.

[Calculor]

I know you have all been waiting for this. IRL Drew Carey GO.


Strength: 9

I can't bench press my weight, or even the weight of a small dog, and often rely on high pitched screeching and knees to the groin in a fight.

Dexterity: 12

I am sort of a double-jointed freak, and my joints tend to have excessive bend.

Constitution: 9

I sprint a block and then curse God for his cruelty.

Intelligence: 13

While I am no mental giant ala TRB, I can pass a test better than most.

Wisdom: 16

I have the mark of all the truly wise (and/or fat): self-loathing. Though by this determination, Wiggyboy would be rocking 25 wisdom, possibly more.

Charisma: 8

I drive away everything that is decent in my life with a single-minded determination.

[petey512]

Strength: 10
Dex: 12
Con: 10
Int: 12
Wis: 20
Cha: 8

The Twenty Wisdom means I'm a smartass.


Which may mean I should have less wisdom, seeing as how my stats suck.