Suggestions for the next EfU Chapter! :)

[The Old Hack]

Suggestions for the next chapter:


ESCAPE FROM UNICORNS

A maddened Lurue rises from the dead and turns the Forgotten Realms into Equestria. All other beings in the world are enslaved to brush the manes and curry the coats of unicorns and bring them treats and apples. Desperate player characters struggle against time to break the dominion of their unicorn overlords whilst being constantly hounded and pursued by the equine Nazgûl Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie.



ESCAPE FROM U-BOATS

Driven further downwards to live inside a domed bastion at the bottom of the Dark Lake, the surviving remnants of the surviving remnants of the civilised races struggle against wolfpacks of submarines manned by Nazi Aboleth, Drow and Illithid.



ESCAPE FROM UNDERPAYMENT

After Gould's last political triumph, he turns all of Sanctuary into the megastore U-Mart and forces the player characters to become his minimum wage employees. Our heroes must struggle with poor working conditions, unreasonable work hours, no health care and dissatisfied Illithid customers to survive. Their only hope is to form a union to break Gould's iron grip around the throat of Sanctuary-that-Was, U-Mart-that-Is.



ESCAPE FROM UNANIMITY

Disastrously, everybody suddenly starts to agree about everything. All conflicts are resolved amiably and the civilised races enter peaceful coexistence with monsters, drow and aberrants. Maddening tedium ensues as the Underdark falls under the oppressive spell of bliss, peace and equality. The only hope left to the world is the efforts of the player characters who must somehow find a way to disagree to agree.


~tOH.

[Ironside]

ESCAPE FROM UNFUNNY

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[OITF]

escape from scandinavian stereotypes.

[granny]

Escape from Understanding

[putrid_plum]

Escape from Ugly: Sune's Revenge

[Tala]

Escape from U: 2

(Lucky for me, I've done far worse here than this joke, so I have nothing to lose)

[bobofwestoregonusa]

Electric Boogaloo