DCS Bashir

[crestfallen]

FROM THE DESK OF LEGATE LHYRIAN

Hello!

By order of both Legates, the Scribes are tasked with distributing a participation medal to all the soldiers and mercenaries who survived the battle of the Abulmahhu. If no medals are found in storage, please contact one of us to discuss arrangements. There's a Smithing Guild in the Well. We can put them to use for something.

With sincere regard,

Lhyrian
Legate

[Fabulous Secret Powers]

Legate Lhyrian,

As far as I can tell, no medals of the previous batch remain in storage. As such, more will have to be forged.

However, I would humbly suggest that this matter be made a topic of conversation for the War Council. It should have an uniform approach in the future, decided upon by the Warmaster and Councilors.

Further, I'd also advise against medals for every singular battle, as that is quite expensive. Unless you wish for medals forged out of shoddy metal, that is. Perhaps, after the war is finally over, medals can be distributed to the bravest of soldiers.

If you truly wish to reward every single battle in some manner, stickers would be a cheaper alternative. I like stickers.

Deputy Chief Scribe Bashir Khatara

[crestfallen]

FROM THE DESK OF LEGATE LHYRIAN

Hello!

We will not doing every battle, for that would be very silly. I do, however, believe that this particular battle in which we lost Durgin Doomed-Oath, Kythaela, and Marcellus amongst other noble souls warrants remembrance. If none remain on hand, then get in contact with the Chief Scribe and get us a price to see this arranged.

With sincere regard,

Lhyrian
Legate

P.S: We will, of course, be bringing the matter up at the War Council, too. But it does not hurt to prepare on the side, as well. I just know that those people are going to wave their hands and tell us to ask the Scribes.

[crestfallen]

FROM THE DESK OF LEGATE LHYRIAN

Hello!

I want to install trapdoors in front of my desk. Connect them to a chute leading to the Plaza.

How much will this cost?

They must be large enough to accommodate the morbidly obese.

With sincere regard,

Lhyrian
Legate

[Fabulous Secret Powers]

Legate Lhyrian,

Previously, the expenditure for such traps was about ten thousand dinars. That is per trap. I suppose you want two, which means twenty thousand dinars. Very complicated math.

Granted, that number was for a dispel trap placed before the Legatine doors, but I imagine a big ol' hole costs about as much as a highly complicated magickal trap capable of doing away with any and all spells.

I suppose that you will have to adjust for inflation, however, as this sum was claimed before we entered the era of hyperinflation, or however Azimi calls it.

You could also simply place a pie at the very outer edge of a window. The morbidly obese, you see, cannot resist a big ol' pie, and they are also very clumsy, due to having disgusting sausage fingers and toes. Thusly, nature will take its course and they will fall outside out of their own accord.

A tasty pie costs about ten to twenty dinars. Depends on if you want trimmings.

Deputy Chief Scribe Bashir Khatara