Letter to Scribe Bashir

[I love cats]

Dead Dweeb Scribe Bashir


I wish minutes of that council meeting. I want every fucking word of that curse brought upon us and who let their sword be used to cut the wound that enabled it.

-Recluta Bruce Danebluff

[Fabulous Secret Powers]

Grandpa Danebluff,

Why'd you call me a "dead dweeb"? Please don't kill me!

Attached's a transcript of the accursed words... I had to get a Nadiri to cast anti-curse magicks on the papers, to ensure that nobody else gets cursed! I had to give him a kiss on the cheek as payment! Which wasn't too bad, because he was kind of cute... But still... I also kind of got someone else to decrypt my shorthand, and... Anyhow, I don't know who gave him the blade, because I couldn't see anything like that from my note-taking!

Senior Scribe Bashir Khatara

The Cursed Words of Prince Never-Crown

SPEAKS THE NEVER-CROWN.

BLOOD OF THE GODS. SCION OF THE WHEEL. HIGH KING, BY RIGHT OF DIVINE HERITAGE.

ACCURSED IS THE OATHBREAKER. ACCURSED ARE THOSE WHO WOULD FORSAKE THE LIVES THAT PUT THEIR TRUST IN THEM.

DOOM.

DOOM. DOOM. DOOM UPON THE OATHBREAKER.

HEAR ME NOW, AND KNOW THAT OUR FATES SHALL BE JOINED.

IF MY PEOPLE DIE, GODS HEAR ME, MOTHER HEAR ME, MAY OUR GHOSTS HAUNT THESE BETRAYERS TO THE DYING OF TIME.

MAY THEIR VICTORIES TURN TO ASH IN THEIR MOUTHS. MAY THEIR DESCENDANTS BE CHASED BY MISFORTUNES ETERNAL.

DOOM.

DOOM STALK THEIR STEPS.

DOOM CHASE BEHIND THEM.

DOOM STRANGLE THEM WITH THEIR CLOAKS.

DOOM.

YOU KNOW NOT THE MEANING OF THE WORD, FATHERLESS COWARD.

WE ARE THE SONS OF VENGEANCE.

AND WE CALL OUT.

OUR VOICES AS ONE, TO THOSE WHO BETRAY US.

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[I love cats]

Apologies Bashir in my haste I wrote a D instead of an R it was supposed to be Dear Dweeb Scribe Bashir.

My thanks for the swift reply expect some dinar for it.

-Recluta Bruce Danebluff

[I love cats]

Dear Bashir

Congratulations are in order for securing the support of your League. Legate Bashir would truly be an interesting thing the decorations and fashions would be the epitome of the well. This vision of a Legate Bashir can be a reality. Find me at the fortress to discuss this possibility.


-Balestriere Danebluff