Letter to Warmaster Colmes

[I love cats]

Dear Lieutenant Colmes

Your legion needs me and it needs me badly. Considering you lot haven't been able to bring me a single trial with all the crime that has been happening it's quite clear your men are dweebs and regarded as such by everyone in the well. I am willing to consider resigning from the joke role of Magistrste and serve in the legion if the following is understood. Or if you are content with the current state of your legion go about recruiting.

1. I refuse to take on the dweeb position and rank of Scarab and look like a moron in that stupid helmet.

2. I take  Priority in securing the voiced and property owners the wealthy over dweebs/refugees/voiceless.

3. People who disrespect the legion are going to end up shanked and arrested for something.

4. People will cry people will complain but you will have quite a few men to conscript and the treasury will have an increase in coin.

5. I will be allowed to run my casino and give out loans. Deadbeats will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

6. There is going to be a lot more violence and shanking.

[Blue41]

[A simple response written in a shaky hand.]

Don't waste my time.