[A letter to Janissary Melvin Magula, in a reused envelope.]

[Fabulous Secret Powers]

Soldier Magula,

here is your request. You could've walked over to the Office of Announcements and asked for a copy in less time than it took me to do so and write this letter with the copy attached.


Senior Scribe Bashir Khatara

Stay your wretched tongue, cultist of the Dome. We have no place in Ephia's Well for those who decry the works of the wholesome spokes of the Wheel; you should be dashed against the rocks for your insolence.