Letter sent to Qari Alriyh

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[An extravagant envelope addressed to none other than the former Legate Qari Alriyh finds its way into his tower, carrying with it the waxing waft of oud and other exorbitant perfumes.]

Nisah 16th, IY 7787

Former-Legate Qari Alriyh,

I have much to discuss with you on matters of grave import. I would be much enthused to speak to you very soon. I trust you will make your availability known to me, yes?

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, News Mogul, Tourism Magnate, Purple League Patriot, Vizier of Ephia's Well,
   The Most Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan