Letter sent to the Officials of Frostport

[thegn]

[An envelope smelling of oud and perfume finds itself at the hands of an official of Frostport...]

Adar 22th, IY 7787

Jarls & Thanes of Frostport,

I write to you today to warn you of an incoming attack on your beloved realm by a terrible beastly Djinn known as "The Snorf". It is an utterly impervious, self-regenerating monster of grand proportions with great big tusks and deep dark skin of a sanguine sheen. It is a terror that will wreak havoc in your city... ordinarily!

However! We are prized friends, and so we will make sure no harm comes to your beloved city. In fact, we will be rid of the monster eternally and henceforth bring on the festivities in your wonderful city. Expect us to arrive with meats and gifts, and that we will put an end to this engorged imp!

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, News Mogul, Tourism Magnate, Purple League Patriot, Vizier of Ephia's Well,
   The Most Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan