Letter & Contract sent to Eamon Bronzegate

Started by thegn, November 01, 2023, 04:26:30 PM

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thegn

[An immaculate letter fashioned with the finest parchment, scented with decadent perfumes, and written with magnificent calligraphy; bundled up with a sealed contract.]

Subat 1st, IY 7787

Dear Mr. Eamon Bronzegate,

We have already spoken before on this matter, and as you seemed enthusiastic, I've had my secretary toil away for hours drafting up a contract for our partnership as regarding political advice for the next month. This was not cheap, and is a gift on my behalf. I trust all of his efforts are satisfactory with yourself.

Seeing how you are a reasonable business man with great ambition, you surely know that a road to success is paved with toil and as thus, my services come at a premium, although out of my deep generosity and admiration for your campaign, I have included a 30% discount on all services as shown (you don't need to calculate it, it's already done so on the contract).

Please sign below and let us begin a most fruitful relationship.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair,
   the Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan


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Contract (UPDATE: SIGNED):


Hierophant

How long, Catiline, will you continue to abuse our patience?