Letter sent to Al-Sayaadin's Leadership

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[An immaculate letter fashioned with the finest parchment, scented with decadent perfumes, and written with magnificent calligraphy.]

Subat 1st, IY 7787

Al-Sayaadin,

I have heard a great deal of your recent efforts since I've arrived from the motherland of Baz'eel, and have taken the responsibility myself of leading your forces on many an overwhelming victory with my tactical prowess on the fields of battle against the forces of Iakmes in the Rampart Nusrum. I boast a very high success rate and many who have employed my services can attest to the excellence of my advice.

I extend upon you the honour of having my esteemed personage in your employ as a strategist as such would be of large benefit to you and you may be remiss if you do not have such strategic advice on the greater scale of the conflict.

I am a busy man, but I will gladly make some time if you wish to discuss further in private in terms of rates and planning for the tumultuous future ahead of us all.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair,
   the Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan