[A letter for Qari Alriyh]

[cmenden]

Dear Qari,

After reading your investigation notes, I am now quite convinced you are the stupidest person in the entire Well.

You decided upon a narrative well in advance of investigating and you have twisted events to suit it so far they have become unrecognizable.

The sheer number of inaccurate assumptions makes it clear you are receiving your information from unreliable sources.

Additionally, you are braying to any who will listen that I have accused you of being a Qa'immi spy? I had no idea why the Janissary had arrested you and came upon you, Mae, and the Janissary discussing the matter.

Did you somehow not realize Mae was the one leveling such accusations at you? It would admittedly explain your poor investigation work, if so.

Master Oro and I were meeting with Legate Domhnall and came to investigate together after we had been informed that the Janissary left the Tower to go arrest you.

At no point have I ever presumed you to be an agent of Qa'im. You are an idiot and would have been discovered months ago, if so.

Regards,
Apothar Estellise Azimi

[Qari]

Dear Sweeper,


I would be delighted for you to tell me in which ways I was wrong. One wonders - If I was able to outsmart you, given your remarks upon my intelligence... Where would you grade upon a scale of intelligence?  Surely one of the lesser livestock. Perhaps a bovine.


-Q

[His signature is underlined with a whirl, as if making a point that his name is not being left]

[cmenden]

Dear Qari,

I'll be sure to inform you if you ever successfully outsmart me.

I doubt such will ever come to pass, however.

Best,
Apothar Estellise Azimi