[The Ballad of Atreus Loukanis]

[Don Nadie]

[A catchy tune extolling the virtues of Atreus Loukanis, performed in the Krak a few times]

Atreus! Atreus!
Sharp blade of the sand!
Those who stand against you
do not understand!
For they've never dared
a blade, oh, so grand!
They're bound to their deaths
if they don't disband!

Atreus! Atreus!
You peerlessly strong!
You faced endless meleks
and held them for long!
When vile goblins gathered
for their foulest throng,
by thousands you cut them,
put end to their wrong!

Atreus! Atreus!
Gladiator unmatched!
Astute axe-wielders
were easily dispatched!
Ink-magics you faced,
its wielder fast dashed!
Resourceful, you caught him,
and then he was trashed!

Atreus! Atreus!
Your quests do we trail!
For against all odds,
you always prevail!
Your enemies know
they shall always fail,
that's why the Well
all knows your tale!