Barag Sharga's Wifes

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Barag Sharga's dead.
His epic journey to captured a hundred wives is over.

He only succeeded in catching two PC wives, and rescuing an NPC woman which he assumes accepted his proposal.

He's going to be drowned out in the sea of upcoming obituaries, and rightly so, he only existed for a few days but he was a blast to play. Thank you to everyone who put up with his creepy assaults in the wilds, and thank you for being good sports about the kidnappings. I had a blast and enjoyed every minute. What a fantastic ending. He died the way he lived: Kidnapping a woman and forcing her to marry him.

Here's my few Barag screenies of his weddings and crazy adventures.

Barag and some half-orc he met set a trap to attract women. They've laid out a big pile of shiney things, which women like. Barag stands ready with his axe and his companion holds the large burlap sack in which to place potential wives.
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The enigmatic vigilante The Wraith appears, upon learning of their evil schemes he resolves to stop their misdeeds. And epic fight ensues in which the hero is eventually overcome by the two brutish thugs. Is this the end of our beloved Wraith?
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It isn't! Barag tries to negotiate a trade of the heroic Wraith in return for a woman from Sanctuary to be his newest wife. Thankfully some skillful negotiation talked Barag down to 150 gold coins, and the promise to announce over the sending system to all the women how sexy and merciful Barag is.
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Barag catches his first PC wife, and has a lovely wedding with a view! She's trouble from the start, but poor simple Barag believes every word and eats a huge pile of poisoned stew she's cooked for him, drinks a potion of Unpredictability she offers him, and puts on a cursed wedding ring she provides him. But Barag's love conquers all and he remains alive, and she remains his incredibly unhappy wife.
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During an attempt to kidnap Naja, who was to be Barag's second snake wife, he was defeated by the loyal watcher Lina and her crew of adventuring companions. Although he didn't gain a wife his rothe companion followed him into the Black Out area, where the two became stuck for the next 16 hours. It was an entertaining time none the less as Barag conquers the Black Out area and declares himself it's king with his sole companion Ben Rothe-lisberger.
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Barag's second official wedding in which he marries Natalia Mason. She was wholeheartedly against the union, but that never stopped Barag before! Their marital glee was cut short when his companions brutally murdered his new wife, much to Barag's objection. Here's Barag fuming and pacing back and forth deciding if he should attack them now, or wait until after the big upcoming fight. Nobody takes Barag's wives from Barag! Grrrr!
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And here's Barag chilling in the afterlife with his two beloved wives. A fitting end for our hero, although still 97 wives short of his goal.
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That was the most fun I've had in a while. I never get to be involved in big shitstorm PvP events like this and I always want to be, and this time I finally got to play a key role. A lot of thanks to Merek's player for involving Barag's silliness into these antics. Looking forward to seeing you all again when I come up with a new concept!

BARAG'S THREE QUOTES OF THE DAY
"Barag is good at women. They run slow. Huehue."
"Barag proposes at you!"
"Once a woman is wife'd they cannot leave. This is the human way."
 

[granny]

Three words: BURNT OTHUR FUMES

<3 husbie

First time ever I had a true means of bringing down a PC with poison without PvP and it escaped through my fingers. #myplans

[el groso]

Oh man, the only memories I have of Barag are those of 3am PvP! What awesome/clumsy fights we had, I was proud to be part of such prime A+ interactions.

I loved the ogre meat butcher wives collector. Now with this obituary, I can see he was even more awesome!

Keep on raging, Purple Giant!

 

[el groso]

Oh man, the only memories I have of Barag are those of 3am PvP! What awesome/clumsy fights we had, I was proud to be part of such prime A+ interactions.

I loved the Ogre meat butcher wives collector. Now with this obituary, I can see he was even more awesome!

Keep on raging, Purple Giant!

 

[CloudyDay]

A bright star has gone out! We shall never see it's like again!

[Wench]

Barag Sharga, doing God's work.

[Saturnalia]

You wifed-em good.