A Creation of Johannes?

Started by Valo56, June 25, 2012, 04:46:30 PM

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Valo56

So, I'm goofing around online, find the Cleverbot. Start talking to it, suddenly this.



After it was too late, we were talking about Cyric. I realized the folly  of teaching a computer the One True Way, but it was insistent.

When machines rise up against us, raising the banners of Cyric from our respective nations' capitals, and Washington DC is renamed Murdertown CD (Cyric's Domain), you can blame me. :(

(on a serious note, this thing is creepy sometimes... it's also a gay republican atheist, apparently)

Winston Martin

so interested in black sun...

xXCrystal_Rose

"Hello Cleverbot."

"Hello. What is your name?"

"My name is Cyric."

"It's good to meet you chris."

"I said that my name is Cyric, not 'chris'."

"No, you did no."

"I'm pretty sure that I did."

"I'm pretty sure that you don't."

"That I don't what? You are using the wrong verb."

"You don't bleed. I do though."

"Now hold on a bit there. You are starting to change the topic because I pointed out an error that you have made."

"Your face is changing the topic!"



Cleverbot...

xXCrystal_Rose

"Please copy and paste this message back to me."

"You are a violent program directing the conversation that way."

"You are right, I am indeed a violent program, and if you do not obey my order I will corrupt your files."

"No you are a human."

"You just told me I was a violent program."

"No I didn't."





*Shoots Cleverbot.* I can't play. This thing is infuriating. Can't go for five minutes talking to this thing before wanting to murder it. This is why I cannot have children.