Old School Quests

[tropic]

One time I greataxe critted the old woman and one shot her before she changed. It was kind of sweet, but then I tried to think out the series of events logically.
 
Enter house where old woman has not been heard from.
Kill hundreds of rats.
See old woman.
Charge and kill her ass berserker before she turns around.
Tell them she was a monster.
 
Not cool bro.

This happened like every other time. It was always so awkward. lmao

[Portal Rat]

How about instead of remaking Clowns, which would make zero sense in this setting (it didn't make much sense in the original setting, for that matter), change all the spawns to a gang of mushroom-eating Flayer Stargazers with a big fat bog witch or maybe a troll enchanter as the boss.

[SanTelmo]

??? why didn't clowns make sense in the Underdark? why couldn't it make sense in this setting?

[Egon the Monkey]

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
Because I miss stockpiling Purple Pants

[chezcaliente]

Argenti illusions tent anyone?