Moar Flavorful Swear Words

[Wafflecone]

This post by Cluckyx Barehander is INCREDIBLE, btw http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showpost.php?p=166408&postcount=41
 
Does anyone have any more canon or even better, just plain flavorful interjections/swear words/exclamations?
 
Personally my favorite is "balls", but thats probably not appropriate.
 
Ideas for Chauntean/Farmer/Peasent Swears:
 
Blight!/Cropblight! ((Damn, Damned, Damning, Hell)) - "That Blighted gnoll made me through all my potions!" "Cropblight take that ignorant cur!"
 
Pestilant ((Fucking, Fucked)) - "That pestilant tax collector is taking us out of house and home."
 
Muleprod ((Dick, ie a Mules Prod)) - "Blight that pestilant muleprod."
 
Hogdrop ((Shit)) - "Look you pile of hogdrop, either you get my money or i'm going to shove my boot up your arse like a mules prod"
 
Chaff ((idiotic, stupid, useless)) - "That jenny ain't nothing but chaff"
 
Barrow ((A male hog castrated before sexual maturity, also, a wuss/coward/unmanly sort)) - "Run while you can, you pestilant barrows!"
 
Fallow ((idle cropland, lazy)) "That muleprod never does anything, just lays fallow"
 
Gelding ((a castrated male horse, also, a lacksplittle/flunky/sycophant/snivveling worm, one who follows but lacks strength)) - "Don't worry about that jackslot and his curs, they're nothing but geldings"
 
Jenny ((a female mule or ass, also, a bitch)) - "What a jenny."
 
Jack ((a male mule or ass, also, an ass)) - "Up yours, jack."
 
Jackslot ((asshole)) - "Do you really need me to explain this, Jackslot?"
 
Jennyslot ((C-word)) - "I'm not using jennyslot in a sentence, you think i'm chaff?"
 
By her bounty/Bounty! ((Holyshit, awe, a reference to Chauntea's bounty)) - "Bounty thats alot of gold!"
 
Grains! ((Holy...!, Polite suprise, invoking her greatest gifts and the presence of the divine)) - "Grains but you startled me!"

[Kinslayer988]

Also, added with what mort said about F, would people please not use insults like pussy, cocksucker, balls comments, and most common insults. Its very annoying to see them rather than a good made up interesting insult.