Best thing ever.

[Pup]

Best thing ever.  Kenny Rogers ftw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ8k6fVe25k

He still claims to this day the song is not about drugs...

[UrkoNeedsAStiffDrink]

How a tediously awful Country singer can produce such a gem of a song like this still amazes me today.

Well done Kenny.

[AfroMullet]

now this is the story all about how,
my life got flipped turned upside down,
and i'd like to take a minute and just sit right here,
i'll tell you how i ended up at efu

somewhere in germany born and raised,
in the hookah bar spending most of my days,
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all smoking some hookah
When a couple of turks
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble outside the hookah bar
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle to efu

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she turned on the router and send me to the internet
She gave me a mouse and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my ipod on and said, 'I might as well click it'.

1 G, yo this is bad
Downloading hakpacks from escapefromunderdark.com
Is this what the people of the internet be living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the xp, pvp, quests, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for that dude on efu

Well uh, the pc turned on and i turned on nwn
There was a dude who looked like a griefer standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get griefed yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for some xp and when i was done questin
The character portrait was like LEVEL UP
If anything I can say is that this new level want cool
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo i go quest some more

I took that level and raised to around seven or eight
And I yelled to the streams 'Yo homes grief ya later'
I looked to my quests
I was finally there
To grief some dudes on efu