Nature's lonely sentinel

[RIPnogarD]

Just wondering... If a normal unicorn is considered "gay", is a Black Unicorn gay too?

Beh! Anybody that thinks unicorns, (by D&D standards), are gay, gets a critical fail!

Btw... A unicorn horn counts as a mounted lance attack which deals an automatic X2 with a crit of X3 and is a +3 magic weapon.

[DangerousDan]

That's hardcore.

[Ranek]

Unicorns are badass gays!

Then again... What's wrong with being gay?

[derfo]

no one stated unicorns were gay before you made that post, save lovethesuit's exaggerated impression of briggs via an already existing portion of a perry bible comic

however i could easily see the misconception considering how they sort of fuck faggots in the asshole with their gnarly horn

[putrid_plum]

unicorns love to horn i hear