Tiffiny Kurtfell

[The Marauder]

Died during combat simulation. It was a lot of fun to play her, but I wish to devote my time playing my other character (who I think is way more interesting/fun to play) Nathanya Gryphart. I was already thinking about retiring Tiffiny as a rank and file member of the Auxiliary, but this gives it a bit more tragedy to our already dark and depressing atmosphere :3

I'll remember the adventures she went through fondly.

[djspectre]

So soon to retire a character that I liked. Whispersand will miss her.

[Pool]

Tiff was bro-tier. You should've kept her. :c

[VengefulSeraphim]

A cool chick. Will miss my favorite merchant guard something fierce.

[domare]

What the shite?  Tiff should have totally taken Saeros along! I enjoyed playing with her.  She was a beast.

[Candyman2]

A fine character. A shame she never gained weight.

[Doc-Holiday]

The sweet whispers of:
 
DEMON-'UMPER!
 
Will waft through Sanctuary's breezes no more
 
 
 
 
 
 
No one will discover her secret shame of being a tiefling

[Crimsonchamp]

She really was a fun one =\

[Bearic]

Stood out well. =]

[tala_kai]

DEMON LOVER!!!

DEMON HUMPER!!!

TRAITOR!!!

LOWER SPY!!!

the square is just no gonna be the same now :D

[The Marauder]

As it so happens, I found a way to show you all Tiffiny Kurtfell's  interpretation of the LAWWWWWW. (this was seriously in her journal; also  known as, her head). Thought I'd share it with you all for laughs and  insight on her uniquely conditioned mindset.


"The Code of LAWWWWW-

Watchers are the guards. They enforce the law.

Watcher who arrests the git handles minor offenses unless someone higher says otherwise.

Serious offenses mean higher-ups handle it. Like ranking officers.

Capital offenses go to the higher ups. Always.








Tiffiny's Interpretation of the rules (gods help us)-

Capital Offenses-

BETRAYAL!!! ... of humanity: Endangering us all or consorting with our enemies. TRAITOR!!!



Murder!: Whether you meant to or not, you farked up and killed a citizen of Sanctuary. So guess what? You're a TRAITOR!!!


Sabotage!: You hurting the machine protecting us? You trying to weaken our city? You're a TRAITOR!!!


Repeated serious offenses: You no-good trouble-maker. Repeated serious offenses? That's a capital crime, you traitor!



Serious Offenses-

Armed Assault (Do my fists count as weapons?)

Banditry (When good peasants go bad...)

Kidnapping (Does this include catnapping?)

Resisting Arrest (Further proves you a TRAITOR!!!)

Theft (I wonder how many peoples' mothers taught them that stealing is naughty?)

Losing your ring (Maybe I should pierce it somewhere nobody would see...)

Failure to repay your debt (Bum insurance)

Breaking of debt bondage (Stupid Bum Insurance)

Disobeying an official when they're being reasonable. (Why don't people ever respect the uniform?)

Disobeying a spellguard directive (The HIGH lawwwww!)

Blackmail (Just to be safe, all my letters will be beige)
Fraud (Nobody likes liars!)

Impersonation (Got my eyes on those half-breed watchers...)

Scrying without a license (What the hells is scrying?)

Making deaders or demons without a liscence (Should be illegal even WITH a license! Farking demon-humpers!)

Being a minor offense-troublemaker! (This means you, halflings)


Minor offenses (minor my arse!)-

Possessing narcotics without a license (Does this include pixie dust?)

Possessing poison without a license (Booze don't count!)
Littering (Gotta chuck the chamber pots over the edge)

Weapon unsheathed in the city (With fists like these, I should have my hands removed! Still would have my feet though...)

Dueling outside of an arena (Does this include duels of wit?)

Disrupting the peace (Can we form mobs if we find a
witch?)
Spitting on the streets (Wait, really?)

Disrespect of an officer (They're the good guys!)

Disrespect of our rulers (Should be a capital crime! Long live the Spellguard!)

[SN]

Great screenshots!

[SonOfGoddess]

Spitting on the streets (Wait, really?)

Also my reaction :)

[Pool]

Breaking free of the Mad Dogs with Tiffiny and Torrak. A little late, but I found it.

[Vlaid]

Yes, I remember that. I spent the majority of the mission pre-capture berating her about following the plan lol.