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Lars Stimplesinson has gone to hog heaven.  I had hopes that he would eventually become a dragon's hoard monster, but alas he died too soon (I think I was on track though).

My original inspirations for Lars were Donkey Kong and Bowser, but I think he became a bit more than that.  Lars was a man with a golden heart who loved the ladies, and they loved him back.  That's all there really was to it.

I was very proud of the fact that within the first hour of Lars' life, I got two different PCs to call him "boor" and "pigman" based only on lecherous dialog - they didn't know he was a Wereboar at the time.

Araknos Kerrata: I admire bravado, Lars. Yet you are becoming a boor.
Lars Stimplesinsson: What did you call me??
Lars Stimplesinsson: Did you call me a boar???
Tasmir yr'Aqath el-Bakran: "Boor."
Tasmir yr'Aqath el-Bakran: Subtle difference.
Lars Stimplesinsson: You too??

Kirk WencesIas: "Then go at it, pigman."
Lars Stimplesinsson: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Kirk WencesIas: "You heard me, your mother as ugly as the creature she spawned?"
Lars Stimplesinsson: NEVER
Lars Stimplesinsson: CALL
Lars Stimplesinsson: ME
Lars Stimplesinsson: PIG!
Lars Stimplesinsson: [his face turns red]
Kirk WencesIas: "What are you going to do about it, oink? SWINE!?"
Lars Stimplesinsson: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
Lars Stimplesinsson: DON'T YOU EVER JUDGE ME!
Kirk WencesIas: "You are being judged for vulgarity!"
Lars Stimplesinsson: I'M A MAN!
Lars Stimplesinsson: NOT A PIG!
Lars Stimplesinsson: [he begins to snort]
Lars Stimplesinsson: REEEEEEEE
Kirk WencesIas: "You are more a dog if you find the need to disgrace good women in idle calls for work! More a pig if lecherous desires of sensuality are what you find to be jokes!"
Lars Stimplesinsson: [tusks begin to grow, and fur begins to sprout]

I think Lars kidnapped a total of five women, five short of my goal of ten.

== Screenshots ==

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(next one below) Sanctuary decides to have a pig roast


(next one below) An evil angel bullies Lars into a corner


(next two below) Lars hides from the spectators who called him names during an Arena



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[HIDE=Lars doing WOLF things]

(next three below) Being a pig wolf is hard work





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[HIDE=Finding love]
(next one below) Lars loved redheads.


(next one below) He also liked elven ladies


(next one below) Sometimes showing off didn't work out


(next one below) The spire is the perfect place to bring a love interest


(next one below) At least, it is if your love interest can climb


(next five below) Just... make sure your love interest isn't three kobolds sitting on each other's shoulders and wearing a dress.










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[HIDE=Spending time with the lads]
Lars didn't spend all his time chasing women.  He spent quite a bit of time talking about them, with the fellas.

(next one below) Lars brags to Devin Warder about his soon-to-be-wife


(next two below) The two talk marriage at the local watering hole




(next two below) Lars tells a few harmless tales to the fellas to get their respect


(next one below) Setting the record straight with Devin after the two are chased by an angry Mold Minotaur


(next two below) A goblin pig roast!  Yuck!




(next one below) Lars dishes to the fellas about how tough life is


(next one below) Bill gives Lars bad advice


(next one below) A little man-to-pig wolf


(next one below) Making new friends on top of the spire


(next one below) Clearing the air with Cillian

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[HIDE=Glamor shots]
(next one below) Home sweet home


(next one below) Playing god


(next one below) One pissed off WOLF


(next two below) The Pride roams




(next one below) An ooze-pig wolf
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I had fun hating her.  Good luck on the next!

It'll come back, it just takes some time.  Here's the original post.

Lars probably won't be around quite as much until around Monday November 27th (visiting the folks for the holiday).

A swell pyromaniac PC.  My plans my plans......

Wonderful PCs with much depth.  Thanks for the womanly advices!

RIP RIP, my shovel slave.  I never did lead you to that sweet shove.

Enjoyed hitting on her. Fun reactions, good RP man!

Fun PC man!

Lars won't be in-game from Friday, October 27th to Tuesday, October 31st. He might be back on Wednesday, November 1st.  He might have some forum presence.  Sorry ladies!