Great PC! 162 Bells, man. Send off to an Agent.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: "Gauntlet"For example: Doing a basic rat quest with just me and a new player. I know the quest OOCly, and I know the boss is a wererat, for which we'll need magic weapon to hurt and defeat it feasibly. As we are approaching this boss, my character might say something like "Something unnatural is causing all these rats to appear. We might need to enchant our weapons to face this threat, so keep that spell/scroll/rod of magic weapon at the ready" (or more likely, "we must be close to the main threat, let's enchant our weapons now, just in case").
Quote from: Valo56;379424: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : It is with greatest hunger and greatest regrets, that I sing to you now on Abala`s Tits. So Tiny and Small, never to droop or to fall, for they are miniscule, at best. - ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now few men spy, with their own eye, the curve of those tiny bug bites, Not even in the baths, shallow or clear, can they be seen in the depths. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : And those who have seen it, can scarcely believe it, there are few things that can compare. Like ants, or gnats, or teenie tiny sacks, this short list is bigger than her little rack. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now you remember before of my first little score, on how I speak with greatest hunger and regret- and that is because I am abuzz and appaled to find that I want to squeeze that tiny bitch`s tit. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : One can`t quite explain it, and can barely contain it, it`s enough to make on pitch a fit. We have the good looks, we have the fine grit, to make any woman to swoon and to drip. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : But that doesn`t matter to the little whore Abala, the tiny-breasted frump. She wants only one thing twixt her nethers, and that is Tyr`s bloody stump! ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : *panting* Wow. I actually felt nervous about that one, folks! Oh, special thanks to Acacia for the inspiration... and Abala`s freakishly tiny breasts, of course. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Oh dear, this -is- emberassing. The force field shut behind me. Guess I`m stuck here. Um. Lots and lots of gold to anyone who can get me out! Unless you`re an auxillary or watcher. If you`re either of those, screw you guys! ]:
:: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Seriously. Um. Lots of scrap. And gold. Probably. I actually don`t have that much gold, but I`m sure there`s lots of things here that can help you. I could also tell you secrets. And stuff. And any scrappers hearin this oughta be ashamed. You lot know where I am. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : I guess while I have the time I could sing, if you lot really want to. It`s sorta poetic really. You all have been a captive audience and this here is ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Well there`s a joke here, somewhere. ]::: ::[ City Sending by Sigfried Iglacious : By all the gods. Please no. ]::: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : [Death] I was killed by Ichabod Sykes in Dunwarren - Travelling. (NOT PVP?) ]::: ::[ DM Shout : The final sending heard was the death rattle of Perigo Pipes... and the faint sound of burning flesh. Nothing further. ]::