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I don't see how listening to a joke in exchange for free potions is particularly OOC but I am sorry that your proud elven culture is being destroyed by these cruel western savages

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• Whrugri

• Blasted by a finger of death scroll just before the Noor destroyed H'bala's tower

• May the Morass gurgle the dirge of Whrugri..

good job bal

good times

A PC feared even by Master Rubies..
 
well done big puddo

welcome etc

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EIGHTH CHAPTER OF BOOK OF MANY LORES
 
 
THE LUNG - ORGAN OF MUCH POWER, OBJECT OF RITUAL, STOLEN STRENGTH
 
 
 
Lung is very important thing in life - even the most foolish will know it is used for eating air to live... but few know of the mighty powers of lungs in death!
 
Lungs are known to contain voice of deceased, and part of soul... it is great honour for the dead, for example, to have their lung removed and worn by wise loremaster such as Whrugri - their strength can be lent to him now rather than wasting into mulch in mud..
 
Removing lung quite easy - just needs knife of hook and good loyal ally to cut meat strings... will get torn a bit, maybe but the power will remain. Dry meat of lung after packing with good chalk-mud so it becomes as leather..
 
Prepared lung can be used to weave strong ritual garment to channel much power into chants, hexes and MORE.. would recommend to any scroll-eater or shaman to own such thing!
 
 
~~ OLD WAYS STRONG ~~

SEVENTH CHAPTER OF BOOK OF MANY LORES
 
 
THE CROWN OF ISLES - CROWNING OF KINGS, POWER OF MIST, SAVIOUR OF YMPH?
 
 
LIST OF KINGS
 
MAD KING AGRAMANT
 
BRESLEY
 
OWAIN ABERDENN ( CURRENT KING, MAY HE RULE LONG )
 
 
 
WHERE WAS MIGHTY CROWN FOUND?
 
 
Whrugri has tasted in the wind that this thing was found by the bones of Dead Bresley in secret tomb in mountains... Crown-finder Sigfried Titan smelled it out and bring Crown to Wyrm Watcher place for big crowning.
 
 
WHAT IT DOES?

 
Whrugri saw with own eyes the power of King - he cast from Mistlocker fey-ree Prince Thoppser and smash all his mud-piles using only his brain... mist do bidding, mist strong..
 
 
Some say it will drive King mad, as has before... yes, many scrolls say this will happen unless true King wears. Is "Owain" true king? Maybe... Whrugri saw it crowned in ceremony of many secrets, and saw his marrow grow thick and strong... must look to stars for portents of what is to come, for much is uncertain in strange times..
 
 
 
~~ OLD WAYS STRONG ~~

SIXTH CHAPTER OF BOOK OF MANY LORES
 
BENEFITS OF POISON-DRINKING - STRONG GUT, STRONG MIND, COMMUNION WITH ANCESTORS
 
 
All knows that many poisons not so good for putting in mouth - many foolish outsider has eaten venomback frogskin and turned into spoiled meat corpse - but it is not so for all venoms. Some of these thing affect mind not marrows and blood, allowing brain to see the movement of ancestor spirits better..
 
 
Poison such as the Thanatol, mighty creation of FROG TRIBE now claimed by greed of outsider can give strong sight beyond sight - is very recommended for looking at stars through glass-eye... can see all better, can know all better. Mind is opened like patch of hard mud, allowing much wisdom to flow in, forming swamp of great knowledge..
 
 
Eating poisons of the blood can also be good if only eat small ones - if eat enough, bit by bit, skin will grow strong on insides and make gut more powerful against stronger venoms like sting of snake or wyvern-barb..
 
 
This is the wisdom of Whrugri - eat poison sometimes, is good. Get strong and wise like he!
 
 
~~ OLD WAYS STRONG ~~

FIFTH CHAPTER OF BOOK OF MANY LORES

 
POWER OF STARS - SIGNS OF ZODIAC, ANCESTORS ABOVE, PORTENTS OF GREAT VICTORY
 
 
Even most foolish outsider will not stoop to claim that STARS are without power after great Conclave-ritual... Star of their shamans bleeds on the sky, offering much power to some but also cursing outsiders with weak marrow and dead young..
 
 
Is because they are not favoured by stars like we STARCHILDREN - all totems has powerful zodiac sign which appear to offer much power depending on month - if it is not honoured, much bad thing can happen! ( (FROG IS MIRTUL, DO NOT FORGET) )
 
 
It is here where the spirits of those who Whrugri eats go - spirits gather in sky as stars, sometimes even forming great clusters of much power... gathering together to speak as one, to act as one... spirits in these star-planes often take form of totem - mighty loremaster of frog tribe would hop as proud venomback frog while BETRAYER graveworm crawl us stupid worm thing..
 
 
Sometimes stars show mighty power even on Mother Ymph -  only yesterday Whrugri witness idiot mud-drinker outsider be struck by star-hex, turning him into great frog warbeast... is much power is stars, must give much praise. Stars strong.
 
 

 ~~ OLD WAYS STRONG ~~

[A tattered collage of random arcane scrolls is added to the tome, stuck together with a great amount of swamp mud.. a picture is scrawled messily in the centre in a thick, viscous ink]
 
 

 
 
 ~ STARS STRONG ~ ANCESTORS STRONG ~

FOURTH CHAPTER OF BOOK OF MANY LORES
 
MYSTERIES OF MORASS WYRM VUTHADRGOTH - WYRM OF POWER, WYRM OF GREED, PROTECTOR OF SWAMP?
 
 
Mystery of Vuldragger sign made even Wise Whrugri's brain itch... why is there? Who is wyrm? This frog checked scrolls, hidden wisdoms... lost lores long buried in mud..
 
Some speak of great sleeping swamp-dragon - beneath Morass? Whrugri swims deep and digs in many muds, but the charm of dragon-magicks stop him tasting it..
 
 
Rumour says outsider has found him now, collects many tribute? May be true.. all frogs know it is best to be safe than sorry... it is told that this thing will save Morass and bite Graveworms and Maiden..
 
 
As with all big lizard or wyrm, the Vuldragger is glutton for much tribute of much shiny things, coins and scrolls of power... will not fight without much belly-rub, it is spoken..
 
 
This is what new outsider-sign is for - collection of trinkets for this thing... yes, this is the wisdom of Whrugri..
 
 
~~ OLD WAYS STRONG ~~