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[Bottles are IN!]

The Green Leaflet - A Ramieton Newsletter,

-::Print: Illul 14th, IY 7789::-

Bottles are IN! -

News from Ephia's Well suggests that bottles are all the latest rage and style. Word from our sources outside Baz'eel say that glass sales are projected to continue well into the next quarter! Don't be the last one to collect your own personal bottle!


Buster's Brews are out of Business! -

Sad news today, as the already difficult to get brews are completely out of business due to difficulties in the supply chain. The regular joe's cup of joe out of season and out of stock. Word on the street is a former business partner stole the recipe and sold it to an agency in Il Modo, then filed a suit against Buster and his Brews! How droll!


Big Bash is Retired! -

Famous stylist BIG Bash has taken a knee and moved to bigger fashion trials in Baz'eel. Rumor has it that this move was to avoid a possible scandal involving a failed venture in purchasing a flower company in Ephia's Well that was to sell boutiques styled into friendly faces of animals, however when resident war hero Aurelio D'lyon mistook one for a djinn the whole shop was burnt down. Tragic!!


Carlos Cogsworth found Crushed by his own Clock! -

In other sad news, famed inventor of the cool down orb and THE Towel has died around the date of Illul 6th, IY 7789. The cause? Witnesses claim that Carlos was assaulted by a cloaked figure who cowardly destroyed the support beams on one of his many inventions and crushed Cogsworth to death! No statement was given on whether the murderer was apprehended.



Giant Ants Spotted in the Canyons! -

Local entomologist and self-proclaimed farmer, Dan, has reported that after losing his farmland to a Titan attack on a refugee camp, his new home is being overrun by giant ants! When asked for details he said:

Ever since that witch cursed me all them years ago, I've had nothing but problems! There's so many bugs out here! I wish someone would do something about them so me and hoagie could have a simple life.

~New~ District in Ephia's Well! -

A big scoop, inside story straight from the source and now to you! We've learned that two new Architects are beginning design of the new high fashion district of Ephia's Well! In works with Gohari Industries, the two new Architects, one Calliope Faith, and the infamous Mae Stern!

Mae Stern is notably rumored to have summoned some horrible red meteor that ruined the ramie crop of IY 7787. Word on the streets is that she might be engineering anti-gravity chambers so that resident cultists known as Astronomers may float about freely. As well as legalizing the practice of "orbing".

Calliope Faith, Cousin of the new Legate Faith Kruehtzer, on the other hand, is rumored be in fierce competition with Buster's Brews and has at least on three occasions gotten Scribes of the Sublime Garden to shut down Buster's Brews on baseless health code violations. Nicknamed "Coffin Coffee" Calliope, we may see a huge chain of Calliope's Coffees replacing the Pop Shop of Buster and his Brews.

Word has it that Gohari Industries is doing their best to keep these separate interests from interfering too much with plans, when we asked a representative for some time and details on the above they had this to say:

What, no, no comment. Go away."

Troubling indeed.



Windmills or Dragons!? -

Rumor has it that Ephia's Well has spent a great deal of dinar on the purchase of Windmills for the new district and since then raised the local taxes, sales, sending, housing and et-all to all time high levels!

But, dear reader, we have to ask, why would they spend so much on Tlonsiyyan Windmills? Rumor has it that the actual dinar was spent on a large dragon egg and the Windmills are just a cover story to distract the local populous into paying for the incubation station. We have to ask, dear reader, which makes most sense to you?



 
Remember friends, if you want the best fabric buy from Benito! Only the Best from Benito!


COME AND VISIT RAMIETON! New bridge opened for guests to our NIGHT MARKET!

[Some strange scribbling that one could call writing is left on the bottom of this note]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

None of us can leave.

Don't you get it? They're watching us, the war was a distraction for them to move in.

Blue, green, black and orange.

They're here now, trust no one and nothing.

WHO IS YOUR REAL FRIEND?

THE WHEEL SPINS AND SPINS AND SPINS

Why do books have so many pages?

- T.L.

Legate Lujayn al-farisyya,

Apologies for the delay. We have been most busy. I have managed to arrange an appointment. Sometime in the coming few days if that works for you and yours. We will send another guide at a preferred time. Feel free to bring along pleasant company.

- R. al-Chahi

Icon, Big Bash, Khatara,

A change of plans months in the making is coming to ahead. The next contest will be held at a new stage in a bit of a far off location. I'll have Raizu escort you on the day in question, and all contestants and guests.

~o- Illydo -o~

You need more.

They can [sort of] right now, as is, as long as both legates agree, but it's not implemented systematically I have to do it on the backend.

Implementing systematically might happen, but it'll take a bit probably.

Next time.

yeah

[Legate Dante Moretti]

Iyar 2nd, IY 7789,


Ephia's Well is abuzz with activity following the recent election and tensions. Legate Dante Moretti removed shortly after a series of public edicts were set into place to some unrest. They did not run again but were replaced in the running by Zina Zizzo, a wealthy merchant of the Souk. However, opinion has swung away from the Dragon and his hatchlings and their promises of gold: Total Victory and Glided Districts.


Instead, on the month of The Wilting Rose, Legate Alexandria Sayburgh is elected to much fanfare by the improvised and those tired of men paying their way out of crime. Alongside Legate Achaeus Komemnos, a tense situation prods along. The war reaching its zenith, one hopes. The Springtime Promise begging some peace from bitter actions between the accord, and some certain reform.

Orc plot ends you

I didn't see the towel get thrown in.

Cogsworth,


Nothing doing, my dear. All originals are just that, one of a kind and as they are.


~o- Illydo -o~

[White League Legate Ahmet's]

Kanon Hray 27th, IY 7788. A time when doors are opened to all guests,


As the war etches on and devastates much of the unprotected regions of the desert, the flow of dinar into Ephia's Well has skyrocketed. Dozens of lost settlements, bands and treasure troves emptying into the safer option. The Gold League's choke-chain of affairs has proven a net positive, at least for those with enough dinar to afford the voice.


Word swirls of the cost of all this. A refuge camp maintained for military drills destroyed completely by these Titans of Dawning. White League Legate Ahmet's Disappearance and later replacement with Legate Asherias brings more questions than answers and raises further worries of unstablity. The elephantine cannonade's firing still rings in the ears fresh of those that have heard it; the whistling ether of vibrant energies carving across the sky. Total Victory.

Always more random explosions.

Major General Khatara: Fashionista of the Western Front,


We are fashionably late, but you must always keep them guessing. Another Month, another Display. Are you ready?


~o- Illydo -o~