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[THE CRUZEL DOMAIN]

THE CRUZEL DOMAIN
Clerics of deities of lameness and retardation can take this feat. It gives the cleric unwieldly powers of script lecturing without needing actual script fact, attention whoring, and telling people how to play.   Maybe even a little crying like something with a big gaping vagina for good measure.

Requirement: Must be a Filthy ATTENTION WHORE who uses the button REPLY for spammage.

Granted Power; You gain the ability to maximize your inner retard, making things take longer because you are being annoying in an unfun way. The cleric is able to drain fun from the surrounding players for the ability to have people choose between your character's schizophrenia/personality disorder/boring fluffness and a DRD lecture on morality (when they aren't in the mood, everyone loves DRD if they are in the mood for DRD).

Cruzel Domain Spells

Feats; Skill Focus;(Thread-jacking), Skill focus(Attention-whoring)
4; OOC Tell attack and Emo personality switch to get more attention  (It's not like you didn't already have these, you dirty attention whore)

Not mine =/

I never liked the quest.

PS: Replace with Flying Shark Island.

I think it is the Guard PC's fault for not catching so obvious littering imo!

Trolls are really annoying with their hitboxes (?) when they bunch up, if they die faster I say it is for the better.  It would make casters with fire spells more useful.

I'll only support this if a PrC: Deckswabber is added as a support role.

And the PrC: Rum Runner.

I think negative energy discharging wands of spells 1-2 and wounding wands should probably have a recharge or something.  They are really too expensive to use now and it might be cool to have some sort of negative energy seller.

I think the restrictions on barb now, if you wear heavy armor, you loose your dmg soak

This makes no sense for all that is holy and logically sensible.

Apparently you can't be calculating with rage, train with vigorous anger, and like to be your own man, or so I hear.

Perhaps we could into a purely character of the EfU's view of a warrior? Characters that rage their heart out, train, and wield a weapon that can seriously mess some one up if hitting in the right spot are the strongest hitting men alive out of the typical adventurer.  Why not copy them since you are in a pretty dangerous place, and you need to survive?  Humans tend to copy what works best, and a warrior would probably cross-train if the humans in Faerun acted like the real humans of today.

The "martial artist purist" fighter has a good form, the "strength favoring and body building" barbarian bangs his shit against something hard to make his body harder and works out all the time to build his strength.

While in the sport of things mechanical powerbuilds are not really encouraged, but in reality the build within reason is quite justified and simply the class build is just not RPed, or RPed properly just like any other class, sort of like how we have dumb wizards.  Not that people should be obligated to RP their class because they multiclassed, it just is good form?

Considering new players are usually encouraged to make a fighter since it is much easier to survive than being a more squishy class, they most likely would multiclass barbarian as well to get by, and despite the "ideals" perceived of the class it really just makes sense for fighter/barbarian.  The lack of RP for the multiclass is probably due to the person being new, considering it is the most likely choice for a newbie to stand a chance anyway.  And I see you are whining because of the lack of RP!  Hell it makes perfect sense compared to wizard/rogue/paladins anyway.

I was thinking more like they do the buff, but when they are about to go outside it triggers the classic Baron Bilby manor fireworks of death into the PC right after they leave and load the outside area.

I thought this post was going to be about thomas and his state of mind.  Disappointing.

Etorix: (10) Dragon (10) Gnome Eater (20) Dandy

I'm with Gwydion, I was enjoying it early, but it got annoying fast, I'm not a paper pusher, and neither is half the PC members of the Guard/Sharborneth.

In retrospect, I have always been fine with the idea of doing this and I find it almost mockingly hilarious that any intentional Underdark registering PC or watchmen attempt has been rejected.  It is a damn shame that you all must suffer the poor, poor, poor duties of not liking to register people while standing around getting wages and faction gear while I have been burnt out of caring for attempts for a "guard" in general for like a year.  Really.  Blame my general antics, I say.  You could try asking Sigfried the Badger Bookie to do your paperwork, except apparently druids are impossible to be part of the faction now, oh well!

My particular concern is that EFU:A is starting to feel less PC driven and more "hold on, we're finishing this" DM vice grip.  It seemed all so more cooler when Caddies was governor.

I already sent a letter proposing a certain kind of waiver, but it was ignored IC being sent to a certain NPC. >.>

So if anything blame the Sharboneth government.


Basically:

Service waived if person previously was a member of a militia-like group or otherwise independent defensive participation during the period before the Sharboneth presence.

Waiver if participated in any of the battles of Red Elaint.

Waived if a member of the Magister's Guild or Colonial Guard at the time of its validity.

Waived if for an estimation of over two weeks that the individual, unpaid in service, has acted in the interests of the lives of the citizens in the form of patrols, skirmishes involving threats to citizens, and fighting nightrisers.

Waived if collecting a bounty concerning a criminal, alive.

Plus, it increases the chance somebody else gets killed instead of you.

Some people then recruit people for the very purpose of getting them killed. (LOOKIN AT U SEEKERZ). >.>