Dear Sister Selsi
I write to you in regards to your not a drug addict known as Aurelio. He has recently spread your special wine which is not a drug to an alcoholic known as Sul. He now takes to the Bellows openly begging for the special beverage you make which is not a drug and clearly giving him all the signs of the most brutal withdrawal and hangovers I have ever seen from a non drug. I do not know if you intended Aurelio to spread your beverage to parties to our heavily intoxicated patrons. However I thought the actions of your non drug addict were relevant for your review. Aurelio has then taken to feuding and threats to a former legate to "Defend the honor of the sisterhood." I concede Dante was quite stupid and did not know the full situation. I am not sure how picking fights or threatening former legates especially when hitting them with a sword alerts all the legionaries in the city and the midget overlord's secret police known as the Consulate . Why is it I write to you? You are the suppliers of this unique beverage and I felt who becomes a not addict should concern you.
Sul has taken to the Bellows asking your sisterhood for the beverage. He isn't good for your story of how it is as you say "Not a drug" and that the balladeers are not "your drug addicts." Please sort out the Balladeers to try and not disgrace the cloaks they wear. I can also say with all certainty your beverage is stronger than anything Norbert or his bastard sons and hungover retainers have partaken in. We of true honor do not do drugs or drink in excess unless on a special occasion such as a great victory or a wedding.
-Balestiere Donisthrope