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Title: Sternhund > BigOrcMan
Post by: Sternhund on December 05, 2012, 12:01:28 AM

Quote ::( DM Shout : Please send me happy tells if you think I am a better DM than BigOrcMan )::
stern wins after the epic plane trotting adventure from last night
no contest
Sternhund gave me my first custom dm loot and made me feel loved.
Stern also wins because of all the griefing Jayde does to Barber.
That was a pretty cool plot Sternhund
::( DM Shout : The consensus is that Sternhund is a better DM than BigOrcMan, and that a reset will happen shortly. I`m going to start a five minute counter in a moment )::
SuckyOrcMan

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(http://i.imgur.com/8Htl1.png)

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Post by: Winston Martin on December 05, 2012, 12:12:10 AM

hm interesting lots of scientific data here

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Post by: HalflingPower on December 05, 2012, 12:24:53 AM

I'm not convinced your a better DM then that pizza, Pizza is too legit to quit.

Please tell us what toppings were on it.

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Post by: Aethereal on December 05, 2012, 12:37:59 AM

QuoteDon't provoke him - I heard BOM can even *spice* DMs to death in their own quest.

Classic.

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Post by: Ryan on December 05, 2012, 12:48:05 AM

Just spawn magical towers in Sternhund's house, BOM. Problem should take care of itself.

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Post by: NecropolisV on December 05, 2012, 12:59:06 AM

actually imo BigOrcMan is a better DM lol, but with my opinion its pretty biased as well since the only SternHund things ive been in were his suicidal preludes lol, and BigOrcMan has ran some pretty awesome stuff ive been in. I would need to participate in some sternHund events to decide on it officially lol

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Post by: Professor Death on December 05, 2012, 02:28:23 AM

Sternhund for humor and BoM for random spice. But I'm biased in that Sternhund hasn't been involved in many of my spice encounters and BOM has - probably a time zone thing. Or Sternhund hates dwarves. I'm hoping it's time zone though ;)

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Post by: Dr Dragon on December 05, 2012, 02:42:46 AM

Sternhund and BOM are tied.

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Post by: Big Orc Man on December 05, 2012, 03:32:31 AM

Stardog, why do we fight? We're both better than Iron Oligarch.

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Post by: Adhesive on December 05, 2012, 04:14:34 AM

In defense of the pizza, it was reheated and not nearly as gooey as it could have been.

Sternhund is a gooier DM.

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Post by: sylvyrdragon on December 05, 2012, 05:08:34 AM

He has 'hund' in his name.. was there ever a question?

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Post by: Vlaid on December 05, 2012, 05:52:26 AM

The years of boob seeking has made Sternhund's DM kung-fu weak while BOM feasted on the endless corpses of exploded adventurers.

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Post by: Zoe on December 05, 2012, 06:05:35 AM

Honestly there's really only one way to settle this once and for all...

A quest-off. Make it so!

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Post by: Bearic on December 05, 2012, 08:46:13 AM

I await the day all those who mock BOM form characters together and go on a run of orcs to find something... more! MUHAHAHA!

Seriously, though, like bread and butter, eating one without the other just ain't the same.

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Post by: Miss Match on December 05, 2012, 10:45:39 AM

Normally I'd holler for the underdog, but meh, I should pick my fights.

GO STERNHUND!

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Post by: Valo56 on December 05, 2012, 11:29:24 AM

I'd just like to direct you toward this thread (//%22http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56761%22) and remind you that BOM's retribution comes. (Also, Talir is my favorite DM)

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Post by: Mr Howardson on December 05, 2012, 12:25:27 PM

BoM has killed me in far more creative ways than Sternhund. BigOrcMan is superior.

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Post by: THEDiamondJ on December 05, 2012, 12:27:37 PM

Stern ran an acid trip quest in EFUA.
BOM made my last PC walk into a wall of fire.

Toss up!

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Post by: johanmaxon on December 05, 2012, 05:35:03 PM

Quest off, quest off! Really though, why so competetive?

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Post by: Ironside on December 06, 2012, 06:37:49 PM

Anyone else find it eerily appropriate that all of these posts are in a forum also used for Obituaries?

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Post by: N/A on December 06, 2012, 07:36:31 PM

Neither of them compare to the Prussians.

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Post by: Sternhund on December 06, 2012, 11:43:09 PM

Quote from: Ironside;315415Anyone else find it eerily appropriate that all of these posts are in a forum also used for Obituaries?

This thread is BigOrcMan's living funeral.

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Post by: Incorrigible on December 07, 2012, 05:14:19 AM

I dunno. At least when BOM does his murderous shenanigans I tend to regularly be available for it. I've not been able to get involved in anything of Sternhunds yet to be able to compare!

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Post by: Bearic on December 07, 2012, 06:48:56 AM

Sternhund made us walk up so many stairs, and stairs, and stairs, and *cries in the corner*

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Post by: SkillFocuspwn on December 07, 2012, 12:43:41 PM

Sternhund is a tyrant! BOM is the people's DM! Down with the stardog!

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Post by: Sternhund on December 11, 2012, 06:04:53 AM

Adding one to the collection:

(http://i.imgur.com/DcE6l.png)

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Post by: Big Orc Man on December 11, 2012, 06:51:27 AM

Through suffering, you will find salvation! Do not listen to the false words of this dog.

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Post by: The Boom King on December 11, 2012, 11:16:37 PM

I die just as often in BOM's quests as I do Sternhund's.

Sternhund doesn't troll me after though.

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Post by: Sternhund on January 02, 2013, 06:05:10 AM

Happy New Year, everyone! Please remember to vote Sternhund in 2013. BigOrcMan sucks. :)

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Post by: johanmaxon on January 02, 2013, 01:08:40 PM

Why is this conflict?

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Post by: DangerousDan on January 02, 2013, 03:18:33 PM

everyone knows OMGbearisdriving is the best DM

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Post by: Calixto on January 02, 2013, 03:54:31 PM

The funny part is that Sternhund disclosed the names of the characters of those who think he is a better dm. BOM was surely glad to see them. I hope you guys are not too fond of these characters. Just in case. :D

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Post by: Big Orc Man on January 02, 2013, 04:51:33 PM

He's making his list, he's checking it twice...

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Post by: ClickKilled on January 02, 2013, 05:21:56 PM

Quote from: Big Orc Man;319842He's making his list, he's checking it twice...

You'll get spiced whether naughty or nice. BigOrcMan was scared of my Murdercloooown.

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Post by: putrid_plum on January 02, 2013, 11:30:59 PM

Everyone knows BOM is the better DM, this is true. Stardog is too old-school, this ain't no UNDERDARK BRO! Unless you want to run me sweet Dunwarren stuff in which case you win.

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Post by: Sternhund on January 09, 2013, 02:06:22 AM

The BigOrcMan influence is dissolving. People of Mistlocke know to vote Sternhund in 2013.

(http://i.imgur.com/8Htl1.png)

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Post by: Kinslayer988 on January 09, 2013, 03:38:18 AM

SC+Johannes are my top.

But I have never experienced a greater spice than a well done BoM spice.

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Post by: The Old Hack on January 09, 2013, 03:42:06 AM

OrcStern is my favourite DM.

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Post by: Big Orc Man on January 09, 2013, 03:50:52 AM

You have to log in at least twice a week to count as a DM, Sternhund.

You're more of an aftertaste.

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Post by: The Old Hack on January 09, 2013, 04:59:57 AM

To count as a good DM, you have to lock threads on forums to show how powerful you are.

Whoever locks this thread first is the greatest DM.

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Post by: putrid_plum on January 16, 2013, 11:42:02 PM

bring down all these heretics, BOM

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Post by: johanmaxon on January 17, 2013, 09:06:36 PM

My vote is still on Sternhound. Don't need no youngblood DM running hard DM quests to try to build up some frightening image, pfff! Beam me back down into the blissfull dark, Sterny. UD4EVER.

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Post by: VengefulSeraphim on January 17, 2013, 09:58:38 PM

BOM is a Mort-lite wannabe, Sternhund is the real deal

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Post by: Adhesive on January 17, 2013, 10:00:37 PM

Scumdog's scumroots have taken effect.

Crush these insolent whelps, Large UrukHai Gentleman.

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Post by: Sternhund on February 19, 2013, 12:08:52 AM

Praise be to the Swolefather.

(http://i.imgur.com/U3BakWk.png)

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Post by: putrid_plum on February 19, 2013, 12:45:46 AM

I hath converted

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Post by: Big Orc Man on February 19, 2013, 02:51:05 AM

Good! I hope everyone converts to Stardog's side.

It'll make this more indiscriminate...

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Post by: CollegeDropout on February 19, 2013, 03:09:09 AM

remember SDvBoM eleint

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Post by: Sternhund on March 22, 2013, 11:21:16 PM

Sternhund's high five theory will give you everything you ever dreamed of. Evidence is below.

tl;dr of hi-5 theory: High five everyone and meet cute chicks, famous people, and cool peeps.

(http://i.imgur.com/SFnLLIp.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/epkoYa9.png)

Remember to vote Sternhund in 2013.

Sternhund >> BigOrcMan

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Post by: meow-mix on March 23, 2013, 01:01:48 AM

!seen Arkov

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Post by: Canzah on March 23, 2013, 12:32:11 PM

High five theory...

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Post by: DangerousDan on March 23, 2013, 07:05:45 PM

Quote from: meow-mix;329721!seen Arkov

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Post by: Big Orc Man on March 23, 2013, 09:49:26 PM

I can make up stories too.

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Post by: Zango_Unchained on April 10, 2013, 01:34:10 AM

Big Orc Man, he can make up /better/ stories.

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Post by: Sternhund on April 12, 2013, 05:27:03 AM

I'm adding this one to the collection.

(http://i.imgur.com/wsL48Yi.png)

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Post by: Pool on April 12, 2013, 05:27:49 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/pvFnnNc.jpg)

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Post by: TeufelHunden on April 12, 2013, 02:35:12 PM

You guys didn't even try to synchronize....worthless

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Post by: Big Orc Man on April 15, 2013, 02:44:04 AM

Some of us don't coerce players into breaking immersion for an ego trip.

Boom.

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Post by: Zango_Unchained on April 15, 2013, 03:34:11 AM

Oh damn.
Is there a sterndog counter?

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Post by: granny on April 15, 2013, 03:39:22 AM

Quote from: Big Orc Man;331917Some of us don't coerce players into breaking immersion for an ego trip.

Boom.

he's not breaking immersion, he's changing the efu plot where a crazy witch cursed an entire island into another where people worship dogs instead.

howland, check your socks!

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Post by: Kinslayer988 on April 15, 2013, 04:19:45 AM

Stern keeps trying to prove himself. BoM keeps it how it is.

Big Orc Man for 2013

May every quest train meet its stop

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Post by: Sternhund on April 20, 2013, 04:20:09 PM

I heard BigOrcMan is thinking about becoming active again. To which the playerbase replies with,

(http://i.imgur.com/vAbjZog.png)

Please don't come back, BigOrcMan. We're having so much fun without you. :)

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Post by: chrijone on April 20, 2013, 05:54:41 PM

BigOrcMan should come back active. Sternhund and you need to battle.

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Post by: Zango_Unchained on April 20, 2013, 07:27:15 PM

Needs to be an event, where survivors of BOM spice square off against Sternhund supporters.

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Post by: Big Orc Man on April 20, 2013, 07:29:52 PM

Survivors?

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Post by: Zango_Unchained on April 20, 2013, 09:13:46 PM

Wololo

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Post by: Luta on April 24, 2013, 06:03:37 PM

Ipetos Tracto survived.

Team BoM!

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Post by: SanTelmo on May 14, 2013, 11:00:58 PM

Time to end this pathetic bickering...

(http://i41.tinypic.com/3023v2b.jpg)

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Post by: Echigo on June 21, 2013, 06:08:09 AM

Quote from: Big Orc Man;315180Stardog, why do we fight? We're both better than Iron Oligarch.

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Post by: Sternhund on December 31, 2013, 06:10:12 AM

Quote FYI, Stern > BOM, since BOM slaughtered Lower last night, heh
If you are still keeping score

Yes, I am still keeping score.

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Post by: Pool on December 31, 2013, 07:44:44 AM

have some scientific data
(http://i.imgur.com/0lCfPWL.png)

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Post by: HalflingPower on December 31, 2013, 11:06:08 AM

It seems lowers is Pro Sternhund and uppers is Pro BoM, the elections are really heating up.

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Post by: Sternhund on October 01, 2014, 03:28:34 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/6a5oshT.png)

Still better than BOM.

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Post by: TheShadow on October 01, 2014, 12:46:28 PM

I must vote for BOM honestly, I don't remember having a Sternhund event and Bom did give me a fun quest where we killed the quest-giver ( and reward giver) and stuff.

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Post by: WellRespectedMan on October 01, 2014, 12:57:22 PM

i once did a sternhund quest in which all pcs were transformed into whisk(e)y oozes for the duration. stardog4lyfe

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Post by: Shrek on October 01, 2014, 01:28:32 PM

sternwho?

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Post by: Daemonic Daz on October 01, 2014, 01:44:51 PM

Piss Poor Stardog if you ask me.

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Post by: The Crimson Magician on October 01, 2014, 02:08:56 PM

starhound come back

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Post by: xXCrystal_Rose on October 01, 2014, 02:24:08 PM

Sternhund ran an event detailing the story of H'bala from childhood to present as told by her adopted father in which we played an action card game throughout to overcome the tribulations of her life. That's a hard to beat two in one event.

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Post by: Lannister on October 28, 2014, 01:55:18 AM

Sternhund. Real. Life. Wizard.

Quote from: Sternhund;171091(http://imgur.com/ShGgo.jpg)

Was demonstrating to a large group of school children what chemical engineers do for fun. Safety first!

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Post by: HalflingPower on December 11, 2014, 06:53:01 AM

Big Orc Man is the best DM, please come back soon!

#Pissratsbest

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Post by: Adhesive on December 11, 2014, 08:10:00 AM

Considering that the piece of pizza I had been eating two years ago is now probably cow feed after going through the great circle of life, Sternhund is officially a longer lasting as a DM than that piece of pizza was as my dinner.

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Post by: Apocryphal Misconceptions on January 11, 2015, 10:25:50 PM

Hahahaha: BOM!

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Post by: manyscruples on January 11, 2015, 10:32:07 PM

Sternhund? Is that a Caddies alt?

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Post by: SN on January 25, 2015, 02:34:47 PM

Sternhund FTW :)
Thx man!

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