I have decided to replace my somewhat humorous will/will-not list with a short, to the point, and serious statement.
[INDENT]If you are not experiencing a problem of a technical nature (or rules violation) then I don't want to hear from you. I'm not sure how much more clear I can be than that.[/INDENT]
Heaven help the sorry fool who sends me a tell for something other than an emergency. I am not playing around.