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Title: What class is Santa?
Post by: RIPnogarD on December 24, 2008, 10:07:40 AM
What class is Santa?

Barbarian
Bard
Cleric
(name diety please)
Druid
Fighter
Monk
Paladin
Ranger
Rogue
Sorcerer
Wizard
OTHER
... (explain)
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Post by: Sternhund on December 24, 2008, 10:08:37 AM
He's a Red Dragon Disciple!
Explanation: He can fly. Dragons can fly. Do we see the connection yet?

[Edit:] Also, one of the colors of Christmas is red. RED!

http://www.drummindragon.com/whispers/Archive/SantaDragon.jpg
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Post by: Oskar Maxon on December 24, 2008, 10:11:47 AM
Paladin. "You've been naughty, no presents for y00!"
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Post by: Letsplayforfun on December 24, 2008, 10:23:42 AM
Fire elemental to go down the chimney.
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Post by: Oskar Maxon on December 24, 2008, 10:32:06 AM
Quote from: Letsplayforfun;101952Fire elemental to go down the chimney.


Fire elemental is not a class, stopd. RDD applies more there if the idea is to be immune to fire.
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Post by: RIPnogarD on December 24, 2008, 10:32:13 AM
I say ranger. He does have a way with reindeer, can track all the good little boys and girls and lives without issue in the snowy North Pole.
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Post by: Oskar Maxon on December 24, 2008, 10:34:42 AM
Hmm... tracking the good boys and girls actually sounds like a blackguard...
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Post by: RIPnogarD on December 24, 2008, 12:54:33 PM
Well.... I guess WotC answers this question.
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Santa Claus: Male human Drd13/Clr5/Rog2
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Post by: Gwydion on December 26, 2008, 05:28:30 AM
One of the songs or stories actually calls him a jolly old elf.

LG Elven Wizard with heavy body selected on character creation.

IIRC, someone made a fat dwarf with white/silver hair and red clothes on Christmas a year or two ago.  I laughed very hard as I was RPing with him.
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Post by: Random_White_Guy on December 26, 2008, 06:06:31 AM
Uh

I think we're missing the obvious.

Read the Night before Christmas and all will be explained.

Santa is a Shadow Dancer.

Sneaks into every house, and then when seen, with a wiggle of his nose can vanish up the chimney?

Bam. Shadowdancer.
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Post by: madaket on December 26, 2008, 06:25:36 AM
commoner
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Post by: petey512 on December 26, 2008, 06:40:09 AM
All of it.
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Post by: RIPnogarD on December 26, 2008, 09:08:22 AM
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/Santa.pdf
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Post by: Cruzel on December 26, 2008, 12:54:13 PM
Blackguard, obviously.

Proof;

here (//%22http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLV9y3CLc8%22)

and

here (//%22http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZFSZguyCkE%22)
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Post by: Thomas_Not_very_wise on December 26, 2008, 05:29:44 PM
Bard/Druid

So many songs about him, and he has a way with Reindeer.
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Post by: Lansert on December 27, 2008, 09:39:58 AM
Clearly he is a Human Male, LG Ranger/Wizard/Shadow Dancer

After all, he knows when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake, and he knows if you've been bad or good too.  So he does a lot of scrying, I'm thinking his school of magic is divination.  Wizard.  

And he's handy with the reindeer too.  Ranger

Plus he can just leap around into people's houses all the time.  Besides, you can only hear him when he wants you to.  Shadow Dancer.

And god forbid you're naughty or he casts the spell summon coal level 3.
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Post by: Underbard on December 27, 2008, 12:07:33 PM
This time last year, Santa was a fat dwarven Bard/Rogue with skill points in crafting, lore, perform, and UMD.  He spent most of his time ringing a handbell near the market in Upper then took what he collected to the Orphanage and the Beacon.


 He also had points in tumble to keep away from the grinch.
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Post by: derfo on December 27, 2008, 03:18:06 PM
i think hes a barbari@n
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Post by: Raposa_Fox on July 05, 2009, 07:35:04 AM
Quote from: derflaro;102217i think hes a barbari@n

Yeah, you got it! He is a Barbarian. Just check the pics if you doubt that.

(http://th08.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/f/2008/187/8/7/Barbarian_santa_by_NuMioH.jpg)
(http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/vmtdy094f07adkyjus9.jpg)
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Post by: TheImpossibleDream on July 05, 2009, 07:57:42 AM
More like why are you hyping Christmas in july Oh nevermind just Raposa fox thread necromancing.
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Post by: Halfbrood on July 05, 2009, 08:09:07 AM
cleric of jesus
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Post by: Crod Mondoon on July 05, 2009, 02:06:38 PM
Santa..does not exist. Therefore, he has no class.
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Post by: Blubie on July 05, 2009, 02:26:16 PM
What do you mean Santa doesn't exist?