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Title: It's that time of year again...(Handegg Megathread)
Post by: Garem on September 04, 2010, 09:47:22 PM
I suppose it falls to me to start the least popular thread of all EfU history.

It's FOOTBALL SEASON, BAAAABY!

M-I-Z! Z-O-U! (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=302470142) aka: RwG's state sux

GO BIG ORANGE!
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Post by: Random_White_Guy on September 04, 2010, 09:51:00 PM
You wish your coach looked as good in a sweater vest.

GO BUCKS!

(Garem: lol lane kiffin sux, rite?)
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Post by: Garem on September 04, 2010, 10:04:59 PM
Lane Kiffin blows.

About the sweater vest, we've got a history (http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/phil-fulmer.jpg). Let's look to the future (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Derek-Dooley-229x300.jpg) for now, though.
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Post by: Eighties Burnout on September 05, 2010, 12:06:01 AM
GO BUCKS!!!
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Post by: Cluckyx on September 05, 2010, 12:41:36 AM
Wait is this proper football? Or shitty pseudo-rugby
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Post by: Jayde Moon on September 05, 2010, 12:52:47 AM
I like football.  Big green field, guys running back and forth, kicking a ball around, trying to get it past the goalie.

What a great game.
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Post by: Secutor on September 05, 2010, 02:23:29 AM
bro
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Post by: Pup on September 05, 2010, 07:15:53 AM
This is how a Hawkeye rolls.  Gets hit by a car and pops right back up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBKdDcO0W8

Go Hawks!
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Post by: Underbard on September 07, 2010, 12:10:54 AM
THEE Ohio State Buckeyes!
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Post by: Garem on September 07, 2010, 05:20:12 AM
How many crappy Buckeye fans can we possibly cram into this place? Good grief.

Remember like, when you played (insert SEC school here) and got your ass handed to you? Yea.
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Post by: Eighties Burnout on September 07, 2010, 08:14:59 PM
Hey don't blame us for having a real schedule.
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Post by: Underbard on September 07, 2010, 08:33:24 PM
TBH, didn't no the state of Misery still had a team.
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Post by: Jayde Moon on September 07, 2010, 10:10:51 PM
I can't find any of these teams in the FIFA rolls :(
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Post by: Garem on September 07, 2010, 11:57:56 PM
Real schedule?! Are you serious?

You conference has three decent teams. Penn State, Michigan (they'll be back in a few years), and Blowhio State. Iowa and Wisconsin are ranked because I heard Hell is sitting at a comfortable 10 degrees Fahrenheit.

The SEC has ten (lolsuck@Vandy&Kentucky). Seven are in the top 25 right now. We've taken the last FOUR National Titles, all of which weren't even close (except for the Sooners in '08.). Oh, by the way, those asskickings I just mentioned? How many of those were against the "#2" (screw BCS rankings) team, Ohio State? Two. Half of them.

Seriously, watching the SEC teams beat up on Ohio State is BORING. I hate your team because they consistently make the Championship games... BORING. How is that even possible?! Again, screw the BCS. Everyone with an honest bone in their body knows that the real National Championships these days takes place during the SEC Championship.

As for Tennessee, we play Alabama every year. We play Florida every year. The list goes on.

The modern Big Ten is both a joke and an anomaly in the history of football. Enjoy it while it lasts.

As for the rabble-rousers who keep hating the game...

(http://www.condometropolis.com/blog/images/dead-horse1.jpg)

We still don't care what you call it, Jayde.
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Post by: Random_White_Guy on September 08, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
At least we can all agree that TCU and Boise State have no business in the top 10.

With their "Powerhouse" schedules of an asian massage parlor.
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Post by: Equinox on September 08, 2010, 01:16:06 AM
Rename it Fag-Ball and we wont keep taking offense that you americans have once again taken a british institution and performed malpractice upon it.
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Post by: Pup on September 08, 2010, 02:42:43 AM
Garem-  Iowa damn near beat you with a back-up quarterback last year, and went 11-2.  Oh yeah.  We won our bowl game.
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Post by: Thomas_Not_very_wise on September 08, 2010, 02:43:49 AM
This game is a crime.
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Post by: Pup on September 08, 2010, 02:48:12 AM
Garem's just pissed because Iowa (Hell-freezing-over comment) had a better season last year than the Vols did.
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Post by: The Boom King on September 08, 2010, 03:45:26 AM
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL???
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Post by: Garem on September 08, 2010, 06:03:51 AM
Quote from: Pup;198175Garem's just pissed because Iowa (Hell-freezing-over comment) had a better season last year than the Vols did.

Hahaha, see the scheduling argument, amigo. All questions are answered right there.

I dare you to play Alabama and impress me. Because Tennessee could have beat them, would have if our special teams weren't sucking so much.

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HAAAAHAHA. I just looked at your schedule from last year. Your only remotely decent defeated opponents were Georgia Tech and Penn State (Michigan sucked last year). Congratulations, Iowa's team can certainly trounce the St. Mary's School for the Blind and Deaf. Go Hawkeyes!
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Post by: Eighties Burnout on September 08, 2010, 10:01:34 PM
Obviously i am the only one that got that....on a side note that win streak was something to be proud of i guess. What was the magic number again..pup?. Also i wanna see some of those teams come up here to the arctic circle and toss the pigwrap.
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Post by: Underbard on September 08, 2010, 11:39:32 PM
Actually, I think St. Mary's had a better record than Tennessee last year.
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Post by: Pup on September 10, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Quote from: Garem;198199Hahaha, see the scheduling argument, amigo. All questions are answered right there.

I dare you to play Alabama and impress me. Because Tennessee could have beat them, would have if our special teams weren't sucking so much.

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HAAAAHAHA. I just looked at your schedule from last year. Your only remotely decent defeated opponents were Georgia Tech and Penn State (Michigan sucked last year). Congratulations, Iowa's team can certainly trounce the St. Mary's School for the Blind and Deaf. Go Hawkeyes!

How did the Volunteers do again?
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Post by: tropic on September 10, 2010, 03:58:41 PM
silly bastards. college sports don't really start until the spring.

(http://media2.newsobserver.com/static/content/images/UNC_logo.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Desu on September 10, 2010, 05:34:18 PM
The term soccer does come from England.
http://www.soccer-fans-info.com/origin-of-the-word-soccer.html