Basically had this idea while lol'ing with Ace-of-Spades in Tells while playing...
made this for the lulz, basically anything you can think of that a member of a faction, or a well known character/NPC would never say but would be helarious if it was done none the less...
starting with:
[sent over the sending system]
"Hey, Nightriser here, just saw a tribal with a lightning covered hammer strolling around in the sewers for no reason and thought you guys might want to get him before we do. P.S we love what your doing with the temples district, However we have noticed there isnt enough soul essence flowing our way so please make your tax deductable donations to a registered Riser donation agent, one will shortly be mobile in the sewers. And remember, Risers Rule! Thank you for your continued support, it is you guys that have brought us this far."
LOL I remember this. I do think risers should be a bit more amiable :P
Worg: Sup gais ima worg
Vrazdn: Ffs stupid prebuff gankers stole my loots
Stygian Armada, Infantryman: "Ya'know bob, I'm really glad we're effin' imortal... having to fight an army of orcs with just you at my side when those lazy power questers leave us to rot? Ca'mon!"
Quote from: "Generic Colonist""Gee, it's a horde of nightrisers. How's about I TAKE COVER before they KILL ME?"
Quote from: "Fredoc Hedger"Hello? Will the owner of the GREY SPOTTED horse outside the Temple of Chauntea please move it, you are parked in a handicapped space. We now return you to your regularly scheduled questspam and bragging.
Quote from: "Antoine Trenada"Your mom.
Quote from: "Conclave Zeulisad"New plan to deal with the Risers. We take off and Hellball the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
Quote from: "Traensyr Scout"I'm afraid of the dark.
QuoteStygian Infantryman: "How about we go all Braveheart on their asses? You know, we get all the men to charge the Nightrisers naked. They wont know what the hell is going on."
QuoteWild Orc, Warrior: No, seriously, I don't want to kill you, I was just walking home.
XD lol i love it, keep em comming!
QuoteStargazer: Is not fair... Is cheating when I say "not feel that way, not put that in mouth" you not supposed to Charge orc 2 camp on own just so i has to eat you after all...
QuoteNew Arrival making a sending: Hey all... So im new here, but i heard there is a cave nearby filled with trogs, meet me out the front of the kingsman if you want to join me in slaying them and stealing their shyte.
Trog King: You know what... fuck this im goin back to the underdark...
QuotePlayer: "You know, Thomas is a nice guy, but the way he handles some people...makes you wonder yea know? Maybe he's some demon in disguise."
Said player has gone missing for two months.Please note the edited by Talir guyz.
QuoteSpellguard Agent makes a sending: "Haha, Spellguard in da' House! Holla' back surface fags!"
QuoteDisciple of Shagrass: "You know, I got the nastiest rash all bent over in those weeds for like 5 hours, but the look on your face when I rammed this spear through your ass... priceless!"
QuotePlayer making a sending: "The Great Fruit War has begun!" Nightriser Below: "They slaughter each other for food! Our victory is at hand!"
Loyality Militia Guard: "After standing here, and standing here, I just wish somebody would give me a break just so I can go wipe my ass... damn."
Quote[Groshg the Wild Orc Warrior checks his gear, nodding to his fellows of Strike Force 21578, as he falls in line behind Strike force 21577. Soon, the time is come, after months of practice. He watches as Strike Force 21577 are chopped to pieces by silent, occasionally epic humans who run about with amazing magic. The horde counts on him now. He won't let it down.]
"Stygian A to Stygian B, blue is really your color, it complements your eyes."
QuoteSenior Animator Dhimani: At the end of the day, I would say my greatest strength is that I'm a people person
QuoteAdelia Tyrell: "Now... where did I put my hat?"
Cyrus Doors on the Toilet "Use the Hand, not the Hook. Use the Hand not the Hook."
Bilby "It stinks like hell down there. You won't catch me shoveling the corpses out though."
Dire Wolf surrounded by wolves "Who drew the short straw today cause my Dire Wolf self is horny."
Gnome Inventor "I've snorted so much gun power I'm a walking powder keg."
Elder Werewolf "Young bitches better recognize!"
Stewards of the Ark "F***'em, f***'em all!"
Flayers to another Flayer "Ya know, spiders creep me out." "Ya seriously," shivers.
Mist Ogre to a band of adventurers: "eyyy maan.. chill out guys... no need for fisticuffs, come on, Take a load off. Here snort this shit! i guarentee it will Blooow yooouuur Miiind"
*naked girl ports into the zig*
Naked girl: OMG where am i??
Nduru Masi: ..Nice ass.
Abortion of a thread.
QuoteWoah I just saw Ninelives.
Quote from: AceOfSpadesX;164080*naked girl ports into the zig*
Naked girl: OMG where am i??
Nduru Masi: ..Nice ass.
This one is more common than you think, though if a script could be made for Nduru to detect naked PCs and comment on their ass a few seconds after they port in would be gold.
What. You think Nduru remains at the peak of the Ziggurat through rain or shine out of stoic devotion? No, idiot, it's because there's a one in three chance of some fine tittied baby coming through that portal in her nightgown.
while i don't agree exactly with how ninelives says it, this thread pretty much is that
man, guys, didn't you know? Off-Topic Forum is HIGH CLASS DISCUSSION ONLY
Right, yo, word too ya mutha!
Quote from: UnholyWon;164130Right, yo, word too ya mutha!
Nevermind, lock this shit.
"Boy, that (insert Kotenku PC name) is pretty handy to have around. I'm sure glad we brought him!"
God. It never gets old...
OK, that was funny.
QuoteI want to rp with the kruntos and nagas.
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QuoteMan 9lives just ran an awesome set of dm interactions around the server
Let's follow the five 'HUNTS' we've partaken in today with a few hours of resting with some good drinks in the tavern, talking old memories.
I say we let it live.
Hey guys, I heard [insert random rwg pc here] Just beat down five people in pvp, that guy will live forever!
Wild Orc, Warlord: For f**k's sake you maggots, why'd you wake me up in my beauty sleep? You can't deal with a group of hoomans you got outnumbered a f**katon to One?!
Gobsquat Goblin: Soooos.... we's stills beings paids by DM not to killz playas?
House Sharboneth Armsman: For feck's sake guys, I leave the server for ten minutes are you get the whole farkin' house disbanded? Bloody idiots.
Wild Orc, Grenadier: Muahahaha, taste the power of Alchemist Fire! *One round later* WTF guys! Don't get in the way of my grenades!