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Letter to Grulpo, by the cage [DM]

Dear Grulpo,

Hello good goblin, my name is Samar Kylathee Kandotrolin, I am representing goblins in Sanctuary. Being the closest to town hall, I am curious. What do you want for Sanctuary? I have already interview the discriminated against minority races such as kobolds, of which I am also representing.

Please set your distaste for kobolds aside for a second, as I am working with both of you. However I need votes to help you and your people to gain their rights in Sanctuary. And be treated like the humans and elves and such are treated.

I for one do not understand the rule, as people are always so quick to assume. You are a smart creature, I know this, and I figure you will be a great help in getting me into office. I do need you and your peoples' vote for me though. However, I am not putting any pressure on you, if you know nothing of politics I can easily interview Rubxn or Gobbler.

Write me back as soon as you can, elections will be over soon. Another thing: by any chance can you pass out flyers for me, I am a busy man, and you seem to be fine at giving things out to people. And you can spare the time. Thanks Grulpo.

Best Wishes,

Samar K. Kandotrolin

What Grulpo want?

More food for Grulpo.

Poetry readings every ten day of Grulpo's poetry.

Many, many more executions so can sell more stones.

That what Grulpo want.

Dear Grulpo,

I like your ideas, the kobolds were exiled due to their hunger. Such I will not let our goblins suffer a similar fate off a basic need. I intend to address the lack of education in Sanctuary, perhaps you could lend a hand in that respect.

Gain your people some respect....

Alas, I cannot give more executions but I'm sure we could find some rats to stone in the sewers.

Sincerly,

Samar Kandotrolin