Are you bored... Really, Really Really bored, duh you on the website not IG :D

Okeys, heres the joke, i will post others depending on if i get boreder

George Bush is on an eduational trip to a school when he stops in a class room of grade four students. The teacher is trying to teach her class the meaning ot the word Tragety (sry its spelled wrong, im kinda tierd) when the teacher asks Bush if he would like to teach them he agrees and tells the students to guess what a tradgety would be. A student puts his hand up and asks "Mr, mr, if my friend, who lives on a farm, get run over by a tractor would that be a tradgety?" Bush explains to the student "No, that would be called an accedent (again sry for spelling :cry: ). Another student puts his hand up and says "Mr, mr, if a bus with me and all my friends in it get blown up and we all die would that be a tradgety?" Bush explains "No, that would be called a great loss." So an older student puts his hand up and says "Mr, mr, if there was a war and you were being escorted by air force one and the plane you were in took a friendly fire missile and blew up would that be a tradgety?" Bush says "Excellent! How'd you come up with that?" the student explains; "Well... It wouldnt be a great loss and it probly wouldnt be a frekin' accident eaither!"

Sry 4 my spelling but i am tierd and feel kinda sick, but good news is ill live :mrgreen: .

Even tho its a little late here something for fathers day, i admit i pulled some of these off other sites but meh.

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.